Joseph
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You guys want to go and see a dead body?
Kentucky Football@kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 19h agoGigged ‘em.
Bats are an important part of our ecosystem and can in fact be rather cute. You should also never, ever touch one. Let that thing die, untouched, away from you. DO NOT TOUCH BATS.
Nora Verlaine@noraverlaine.bsky.social · 21h agoDON’T TOUCH BATS
Calm down over there, Stiff Sergeant McAfee.
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · yesterdayPat McAfee: "We certainly appreciate the hell out of the American military. And if you're not the United States of America and you hear that sound, your ass better run." Rece Davis: "That's the one thing the two sides here can agree on, for sure."
when you're on ssris but she won't quit
Asher Wolf@asherwolf.bsky.social · yesterdayThe future of automation is here!
They kicked the extra point into the Allstate net as they put the score on the Liberty Mutual scoreboard, showing the touchdown by the player with the State Farm jersey scored on the Progressive Field—-now to the Pacific Life highlights!
🖕 Semien has been costing this teams runs for on the field for the entire season. Look at an actual defensive stat as opposed to making things up. Maybe ROY shouldn’t have issued back to back walks to load the bases to begin with.
If I were a democratic strategist I would simply not want my candidate to make Bill Kristol look more enlightened than them
Reports say despite looking the way he does Mitch McConnell was able to give his thoughts on what "goalie interference" actually means.
Will Harris@sandwichpick.bsky.social · 2d agoReports say despite looking the way he does Mitch McConnell was able to recite the Nicki Minaj verse from Monster word for word
Dallas Stars franchise shutouts leaders since 1993-1994: 1) 🇨🇦 Marty Turco: 40 2) 🇨🇦 Ed Belfour: 27 3) 🇫🇮 Kari Lehtonen: 24 4) 🇺🇸 Jake Oettinger: 16 5) 🇺🇸 Ben Bishop: 14 6) 🇨🇦 Andy Moog: 8 7) 🇨🇦 Darcy Wakaluk: 6 t8) 🇨🇦 Ron Tugnutt: 5 t8) 🇨🇦 Mike Smith: 5 t8) 🇷🇺 Anton Khudobin: 5 #TexasHockey
Joel Kiviranta said he practiced a lot with Miro Heiskanen this summer. He said he tries to limit the amount of time he has to see Esa Lindell 😂
At the risk of provoking the typical overreaction, here are two lines from group A today: Steel-Johnston-Rantanen Benn-Justin Hryckowian-Dylan Hryckowian
Beating the pedophile charges by (checks notes) hanging out in a Hot Topic?! Kendrick didn’t go hard enough, clearly.
Skip, the Online Raccoon@badposter.lol · 4d agosome goth girl posted a pic with drake and what the fuck is he wearing also WHY IS HE IN HOT TOPIC WEARING MAKEUP AT 40 YEARS OLD LMAO
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Sara Gaiser@akrazia.bsky.social · 4d agoSen. Bill Cassidy (R-Louisiana) on Wednesday said the nation’s worst measles outbreak in the United States in 35 years is “going to be a terrible legacy for this administration,” citing recent deaths in Pennsylvania.
Jersey ads are here. We had a good run.
Dallas Stars 💫@notdallasstars.bsky.social · 4d agoWake up, it's media day 📸📸
Say what you want about J. Edgar Hoover—and you can say *a lot*—but he never said, “give me more animal humpers and I’ll change the world” like ol Kash here has.
BREAKING: 3 Count has pulled out of Ed Sheeran’s tour.
Ryan Mac@ryehenmac84.bsky.social · 5d agoBREAKING: The West Texas Rednecks have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour.
