the whiplash of emotions coupled with the rapid transition from "giggly celebratory drinking" to "rock-bottom depressed drinking" would've killed me within an hour
Steve Kandell@stevekandell.bsky.social · 18h agoso there was a plausible scenario where It could have Happened and two hours later he would have popped out like ta-da jk
People are saying it was like a Bond movie ... you know the ... uhhh ... Bond ... James Bond. Have you heard, they're looking for a new Bond? People say, Mr. President, you could be Bond. I'm not British, but we don't want British. We want American Bond. TRUMP. Anyway, yes... very sad about Marco...
Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles.bsky.social · 18h agoI need you to consider how funny his first appearance would have been after Iran killed a plane full of journalists plus, say, Marco Rubio. Picture his face not even hinting at the idea that he should show sympathy or empathy. Instead, a goofy pride that he tricked them. He can't stop grinning
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
Happy Dave Matthews Band Poop Bus Day to all who celebrate! On August 8, 2004, the DMB tour bus dumped an estimated 800 pounds of human waste from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago onto an open-top sightseeing boat in the Chicago River below. There were 120 tourists aboard the vessel.
Dave Matthews Band bus incident - Wikipedia
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oh my god you guys the republicans might try saying their opponents are communists, a thing they haven't done since every day of my adult life
Karen Geier@karengeier.com · 3d ago
I think the thing we are all in denial about when it comes to the One Cool Trick to win elections forever is that low info swing voters are basically incomprehensible eldritch horrors to politically engaged people. There’s no understanding them and you’ll go mad trying.
Not much going on long-weekend-wise until Labor Day. One way to lift everyone's spirits is for IT to happen.
**crumpling up my stack of job applications** I'm going to be a boat captain!!
The Sacramento Bee@sacbee.com · 4d agoThe Tacoma Police Department estimates over 30 cats were free-roaming on board a deserted watercraft Thursday - with no sign of the owner.
"New Yorkers will flee ..." "Massachusetts citizens will flee ..." "Californians will flee ..." Sure, sure. Any day now, sure.
Jeff Sharlet@jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 4d agoWaPo making same claim that’s been disproven again & again. Who do they imagine these people are, willing to pay the price of abandoning home, friends, lives they’ve built. “Sorry, kids, we’re leaving the only home you’ve ever known & all our friends to pay 7% state tax instead of 8%.”
ME: Ugh ... I *HATE* algorithmic targeted marketing!! ALSO ME: HOLY SHIT!! I NEED THESE CORN DOG SHIRTS!!
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
a really dope thing about being alive is you can decide you want to house some chili dogs and then make chili dogs and then promptly devour the aforementioned chili dogs with a cold beer being alive fuckin' rules!
the Red Sox getting really good overlapping with my unemployed summer sabbatical is really screwing up my original "go to a bunch of games super cheap because this team sucks" game plan $95 bleacher seats?! come on, man!!
It’s infuriating that Waldo is always smiling and waving when you find him. Bitch, I been looking for you for two hours
Oh yeah, it's gonna get even fucking dumber. For the record, there are exactly ZERO trans women players in the WNBA and ZERO trans athletes in Division 1 women's basketball. This is just a made-up culture war issue by conservatives who don't give a fuck about the "fairness" of women's sports.
Man, if they can do this to ex-pat diplomats living in Paris who had spent years renovating the 11 million dollar pièds-à-terre they inherited…
JVG 骨@jasonv.bsky.social · 5d agoWho? Me??
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
CatRaggedBags 🐈⬛ she/her@catraggedbags.bsky.social · 3mo agoIf you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
*comes home after playing softball in bonkers hot/humid weather & many post-game beers at the bar* ME: I should make, like, 14 chili dogs! GRACE: maybe just a simple sandwich ... it *IS* 11pm ME: CHILI DAWGZZZ! GRACE: ...do you want to go to bed (comfortably) before 3am?! ME: *makes a sandwich*
