Sees the moves the White Sox made yesterday: "Not great, but not bad. Let's see what they can do." Checks the score tonight:
Otterly Unhinged
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Golf course where North Korea leader 'scored 11 holes-in-one in first round'
Stunning pictures of Pyongyang Golf Course show where Kim Jong-il - current leader Kim Jong-un’s father - played his one and only game and outshone every pro golfer who ever lived
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoTrump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”
I don't know who is responsible for this (I assume Brian Brushwood), but it makes me happy. If you've ever heard of Asshole Blackjack but didn't want actually gamble real money, here's the online version. brianbrushwoodsproassholeblackjack.com
Brian Brushwood’s Pro Asshole Blackjack
A 16-bit table-ruining simulator. Ignore basic blackjack strategy, tilt the tourists, and clear five Vegas tables before you go broke.
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There's a DUI checkpoint up ahead.
Amyana Jones@amyanajones.bsky.social · 4d ago*whispers* Why is Tony La Russa here
fuck do you mean "bills are due," I just paid bills last month
You mean I've been making my BLTs with bacon all these years and I could have had an option???
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d agoRep. John McGuire: "I don't know if you heard about the BLT sandwich -- using human fetus baby parts in the vaccine when they could've used ivermectin"
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · last wk.If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
Just about everyone I know is a snack getting stuck in a vending machine away from total collapse.
There are far easier ways to say, "I don't actually know what the IRGC is".
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Rep. Pat Fallon: "What concerns me is the IRGC seems to be absolutely committed to watching their country disintegrate, and not caring at all so long as they get to rule over the ashes"
Yep. Weapons can broadly be classified in two terms: Exquisite - the good shit. Expensive. Limited stock. Affordable mass - scalable production, large quantities, easy to replace. We’ve been using a lot of JASSM/JASSM-ER, TLAMs, PAC-3 interceptors, etc. That’s the good shit.
Man who is only interested in self-service and racist evangelization uses loaded terms to goad others into committing violence. Chickenshit.
Sunder Katwala (sundersays)@sundersays.bsky.social · 2w agoElon Musk, owner of X, has called the editor of the Economist "a traitor to the West, plain and simple" after her recent interview with him. He now argues that "anyone who opposes remigration is a traitor" Musk has been socialising violence since Aug25: "fight or die, that's what it comes down to"
Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney
Remember when "fool me twice, won't get fooled again" and "nucular" was the dumbest shit a President said?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump: "I owned the Miss Universe pageant. And Miss Venezuela always did very well in that pageant. So I know something about the country."
Attn: @hockeenight.bsky.social THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE 'SUMMER GIRLS' PLAYING IN THE WORKPLACE AND I AM NOT THE RESPONSIBLE PARTY youtu.be/NHuGG_FsC20?...
LFO Summer Girls
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The trick to keeping a secret is to not give a shit about the things people tell you.
fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 2w agoA colleague remarked in front of our team today that I'm amazing at keeping secrets and can take them to the grave. She must have told me something secret once, I wish I could remember what it was.
Putting aside the reasons that Patrick Kane was known as Garbage Dick a decade ago... 2 years at $8M AAV? The only way Kyle from Chicago could have been fleeced more is if Uncle Dale was involved.
What if hostile foreign governments were able to control social network algorithms in the United States, suppressing information vital to our survival as a democracy? That would be weird.
1) Wonder how Bibi's taking the news. 2) Proof that Iran could enrich all the uranium they want as long as they make payments through Jared Kushner.
Kate Burns@katerqburns.bsky.social · 2w ago
If BearForce1 doesn't release an album with this title...
explore.org@explore.org · 2w agoBearapalooza!
He probably could get that beef down if he just relaxed his throat.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoPeter Navarro on high beef prices: "Beef has been kind of the holy grail for me, trying to figure out the best way to get it down. So we're cracking down on the cartels that run the beef processing."
Argentina hasn’t been this mad since Mossad starting hunting the Nazis
Them: “There is no greater story of sadness and loyalty than Argos awaiting Odysseus” You and me, who KNOW:
"I would've joined the IC but I woulda quoted Angleton to them if they got in my face"
Because Pete has been so good with classification before.
Jim LaPorta@jimlaporta.bsky.social · 3w agoNew: The Pentagon is asking Congress for broad new authority to withhold unclassified records from the public, a proposal that transparency advocates say could significantly reduce the public's ability to scrutinize the nation's largest federal agency. www.cbsnews.com/news/pentago...