Jerry BadThings
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Does anybody even use group chats on Bluesky? There are a million group chat apps already. 50 members already seems like too many to carry on any kind of meaningful conversation, let alone 100. Meanwhile users asking for the edit button:
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Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterdayUpdate: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
I wonder if I will get suspended for this opinion: Sending Louis XVI and Marie Antionette to the guillotine was a good thing. Modern aristocrats should fear the guillotine again.
"Actually dying miners is a good thing, so they won't be mooching off the government tit if they don't get older." - Most Republicans
Kim@kim4thebabies.bsky.social · 8h agoThis is what people think about a lot of CEOs, and it's simply not true. Musk is a good con man, but a terrible CEO and human being. His companies only survive because he able to fool suckers into propping them up with stock prices.
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 8h agoJim Cramer just now on Elon Musk and why you should buy SpaceX: “Because our minds are small and his mind is big.”
Hey ladies! Tired of pick up artists negging you to try to get into your pants? Try this software that will do the same thing, but just to get in your wallet!
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 7h agoBe cool if companies stopped trying to reinvent physiognomy every few years.
This encapsulates 90% of what's wrong with the Democratic Party. It's why people say both parties are the same. They don't care what you think, they only care about grasping on to what little power the incumbents have.
Bob@definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 7h agoI think this has to portend something. The Democratic establishment tried to bury El-Sayed. Twelve TIMES as much outside spending for Stevens says to me that the wealthy and the powerful tried to buy consensus instead of building it. This is one for the books, I think.
To counter the pervert glasses I'm investing in glitter filled body lotion and high viz tape. And then also breaking your fucking jaw.
“we invest so much money and attention and professional development for boys and young men in sports that it is unfair for a 12 year old trans girl to be allowed to take all that pro level training and transition into women’s sports which we give fuck all about”
She doesn’t work in the White House, so that box is not full of her stuff. In fact, there is no good reason for her to be in the White House, given her official position.
Tea Pain@teapainusa.bsky.social · 2d agoThis could be what it looks like or it could be a list of files she has to prosecute if she wants to keep her job.
Only correct way to do the Odyssey is by casting Jason Mantzoukas for every role. Odysseus - Jason Mantzoukas Simon - De-aged Jason Mantzoukas Penelope - De-aged Jason Mantzoukas in a wig Athena - Jason Mantzoukas with a push up bra. Cyclops - Jason with eye patch and bald cap
A republican is a fascist and a fascist is a nazi.
post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 3d agoand GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME
the wnba alienating their core audience for the sake of people who wouldn’t watch a wnba game to save their child’s life is a bold gambit, to be sure
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
It's the parable of the Nazi bar. If the league doesn't step in with some strong statements about inclusion, it will go the predictable course. Next every standout Black woman playing professional basketball will be subjected to transvestigation. It's gonna be the WWNBA pretty quickly.
taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3d agoriley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos
Why? Because these assholes hate democracy and want to be aristocrats. They are fucking leaches that want to take and take from society and give nothing in return. The more they sound like Louis 16 the more I think they should share his fate.
Why did a $154 billion CEO just endorse stripping most Americans of voting rights—and taking us back to the 19th century? — FORTUNE
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I looks like the sky feeds mutuals feed is permanently broken. Any tips form another mutuals feed?
Bitch this is a matter for Congress. There should be an ethics probe as well as criminal charges.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoBRENNAN: Should there be an ethics probe to look into Max Miller? REP. MIKE TURNER: This is a matter of litigation. This is best handled in a courtroom, not a TV studio. This type of speculation is better for TMZ than CBS B: So it doesn't matter to you? TURNER: The court needs to handle this
When MBS is telling us to reign it in, we are fucked.
Shoe@shoe.bsky.social · 4d agoIn for a penny, in for a pound
Congrats on getting Hamas to say “okay fine, we’ll disarm after Israel totally withdraws” and Israel to say “okay fine, we’ll withdraw after Hamas totally disarms.” No one’s accomplished that before, better make it the top headline.
