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Justin Searle

@jfsearle.bsky.social

Shaved sasquatch, ready for life in the big city! Likes: Humanity, Trains Dislikes: Moral Absolutism Bird pictures/ References to Clue (1985) = automatic follow

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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · yesterday

The Biclops

A giant emerges from a cave, a large eye peering from within a cave at ancient greek soldiers.

The greek soldiers run away in fear, each of them having just one eye. It turns out that the giant "biclops" has two eyes.

Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 2d ago

What is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?

the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 2d ago

I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"

Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 5d ago

skeleton lifting a huge set of weights with caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS [SPECIAL PROMOTION! -75% $4.99 Add to Cart] INTO [PLAY TIME 0 Minutes LAST PLAYED Never]"

GOLIKEHELLMACHINE@golikehellmachine.com · 5d ago

big decision time: which of these big AAA games from the last 15 years do i play for the sixth time

Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 5d ago

"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG

paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)@danlehner.bsky.social · 6d ago

[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody

Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · last wk.

Dystopia www.news.com.au/technology/o...

AI labs buy, scan, shred millions of rare books

If you have retreated to physical books because the internet is too full of AI slop, bad news — now they’re shredding the books to feed their AI slop machines.

news.com.au

paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)@danlehner.bsky.social · last wk.

if there’s anything I would want to drill into the public consciousness it’s that there are almost always like a dozen ways to approach any given problem and some of them will be more effective than others and we have to stop acting like the questions around it are against fixing the issue

Air Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · last wk.

[eleanor rigby voice] connecticut bigfoot hids in the woods outside Lyme but is spotted by rubes doesn't have boobs

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · last wk.

FAKE NEWS, BIGFOOT HAS PROPORTIONALLY BIG NATURALS

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Dad claims he saw Bigfoot in Connecticut woods - and detailed that it had 'no boobs'

The Onion @theonion.com · last wk.

Ken Burns Wants You To Watch America: Birth Of A Nation Watch now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU&t=599s

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · last wk.

(TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS") ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him POSIDEON: Laestrygonia

Shaquille O'Neal, sitting in front of Mt. Olympus, with a gold crown and a lightning bold

Charles Barkley, also at Mt. Olympus, wearing a gold crown with a trident

Shaquille O'Neal, still at Mt. Olympus, cracking up with his lightning bolt

Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · last wk.

Wrote about the stolen valor behind the racist backlash to Nolan’s adaptation of the Odyssey. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

But of course neither Kelly nor Miller “built this country,” and they have as much to do with, say, the writing of The Odyssey or the painting of the Sistine Chapel as I do—the fact that Kelly and Miller are white does not make these accomplishments theirs. People who espouse these views do not value the classics for what they can teach us about the ancient world or our own, but as bleached marble monuments to their own superiority.

There is nothing wrong with taking pride in one’s ancestors (although Miller’s were actually poor persecuted Jews from Eastern Europe, not ancient Roman senators). Honoring and celebrating the past achievements of those ancestors, however, is different from taking credit for them. All Kelly and Miller did was win the lottery of being born in the richest country ever, one whose institutions and traditions they are busy helping destroy with as much zeal as the Greeks in Nolan’s film defiled the temple of Athena.

Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · last wk.

I’m on the bus in LA!!! It’s clean, has AC, nice driver, going pretty much door to door for what I needed to do. If you visit LA, this is a thing you can do! #Speed3 @ladotofficial.bsky.social @valleyheat.bsky.social

Jordan @slclunk.com · 2w ago

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@OkButSti
me and 107 other guys are hanging out at odysseus's house eating all his food and perving on his wife. this is awesome because he is certainly dead lol.

The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 2w ago

This motherfucker has blackouts and brownouts during his own press conferences.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Trump claims California has "brownouts and blackouts every weekend"

post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 2w ago

I think it’s reasonable to have some complicated feelings about this one

NBER@nber.org · last mo.

GLP-1-induced weight loss increases single women's partnership rates by 29 percentage points and non-employed women's employment rates by 27 percentage points after 1.5+ years, from Rebecca Diamond www.nber.org/papers/w35387

Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 2w ago

Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2w ago

Tomorrow, the House will vote on the NDAA, which includes a provision to merge parts of our military with the IDF. This amendment is an existential threat to American sovereignty and democracy. Every member of Congress must vote NO.

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2w ago

It does WHAT

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2w ago

Goldstein @goldstein.latinsky.app · 2w ago

ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 2w ago

The Italian Comedians (ft. Pierrot the Clown), by Antoine Watteau, 1720, 📸 by @mullanphoto

Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 2w ago

If you haven't seen it yet, BBC's montage at the end of the World Cup was fucking tremendous www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...

BBC FIFA World Cup 2026 Closing Montage

YouTube video by Pick Six Productions Xtra

youtube.com

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2w ago

The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA

Saint JESSICA DUNN ROVINELLI @jdrllc.bsky.social · 2w ago

mayor mamdani bring your film to brooklyn’s only film lab Full Spectrum Photo staffed conveniently by only transgender women for develop and scan starting at only &$9.99

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 2w ago

Over the past month, New York has welcomed the world. From neighborhood watch parties to the stadium, we’ve celebrated the communities that make our city the global capital of the beautiful game. Today, we close out a historic World Cup, proud of how New Yorkers showed up every step of the way.