those are not intrusive, negative thoughts. they are my relatives. i don't revisit my trauma. i visit my mauma.
If you start playing with my hair, the first thing I am going to do is ask how you got into my house
Google Maps has changed the name of the United States of Ontario.
asking Google Gemini: if the us government changed the name of lake ontario to lake google-sucks-the-blood-of-innocents, would google use that name in google maps? Yes, Google would use that name on Google Maps for users inside the United States.
we just sneezed while coughing and we think we saw the eternal mirror through which all souls are reflected across the universes
Can states with local OK schedule roving drop boxes to the vicinity of post offices so people have a reliable alternative? Can (unarmed) national guard resources be used? @govpritzker.illinois.gov @governor.ny.gov @barackobama.bsky.social @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @governorwalz.mn.gov
My sex tape is just flip booking the doodled deed in thecorners of a notebook. I can adjust the speed, and I do all the sound effects.
I lost my sense of smell from covid and there's research indicating that people who lose their sense of smell are more likely to develop memory issues. So maybe I didn't lose my sense of smell. Maybe it's with my keys, wherever they are.
I agreed to solicit the Democrats' biggest donors, but only because I thought they said "big stoners."
Let me save you some money, Mike. I just checked. I still have two.
2026 MN State Fair Crop Art entry. "last Day in the Park With Quinoa". Wish me luck.
I lost my parents when I was seven but I was on foot so they caught up.
HEALTH NEWS Results of a study that followed 140,000 people for 40 years show that those who continuously reported drinking 3-4 cups of coffee or tea per day had a lower incidence of dementia. This proves what doctors have long suspected: reporting is good for your health.
We Democrats are having an important debate. Is shooting ourselves in the left foot going too far, or should we play it safe and shoot ourselves in the right foot?
it takes so much caffeine to get me out the door that i have to spread it out over six or seven days.
Faced with a deadline to produce the unredacted Epstein files before a judge, Blanche has sworn under oath that his dog ate it.
we were holding hands for a séance when the police burst in and confiscated them as evidence.
I know I parked like an asshole, but I didn’t want to disturb the parking lot pigeon.
Overnight Oats are an easy way to start your day with something cold and clammy, a textural nightmare, a sensory prop labeled "iced brains" in a haunted house
I asked google AI: How far does diarrhea have to travel to be considered explosive? google AI said: To all the greatest martial artists in the world till one agrees to teach it the secret, for diarrhea cannot accomplish this great task alone.
I’m sapphic but The seminal classic George of the Jungle definitely opened several doors in my brain
Transphobes Can't Read@lordaslan.bsky.social · 2mo agoHow does one become indoctrinated into bisexuality?
trump is making the whole world walk the plank. America first.