Joe Staples
@joestaples.bsky.social
Editorial director. Al Roker liked a thing I wrote once. 3 brothers with bad advice bashed a thing I wrote once.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de
'A House of Dynamite' but it's your uncles trying to deep fry a turkey.
Considering a parody 7soulsdeep account called 3knucklesdeep
One big lesson from Mamdani's victory: Don't be afraid of billionaires. Make billionaires afraid of you. Take them on, don't back down. Billionaires from Musk on down used all their tricks and failed. Democrats are trained to lust after billionaire money, but courage has tremendous value.
I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
Emil Bove, about DOJ's whistleblower and former employee Erez Reuveni, lied during his confirmation about Kilmar Abrego Garcia and more. Why can judges lie and keep their appointment? Why did he decline to speak to 60 Minutes is he not lying? #ProudBlue Video credit: 60 Minutes
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
I’m just now learning there’s a human being named Gleb?
My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.
MIKE JOHNSON: They want to give taxpayer-funded benefits to illegal aliens again CRAIG MELVIN: I had a hankering feeling you were going to bring that up. I actually did look at it. That's a bit misleading
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
genuinely love that he made it all the way over to the bike lane before hopping on, too
How well did I sleep last night? I had a dream that involved me falling asleep Doublesleep
The weather in New York is supposed to be 60s all week next week and I’m gonna be SO ANNOYING about it (positive)
Being anti capitalist makes you a terrorist? Well, thanks Jeff Bezos I guess for establishing that it’s wrong think to be anti capitalist in one of our nation’s biggest and most important newspapers where no one is allowed to defend critiques of capitalism.
Dave Karpf@davekarpf.bsky.social · 10mo agoUhhh, folks? This is real bad. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.
the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective
Things I trust more than RFK and his brain worm: - the iPhones track record of correcting fucking to ducking - crypto founder explaining why this time its different - gas station sushi under a heat lamp - titanic submersibles - exxon-mobil’s sustainability department - actual science