never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

And I'm reminded how long it's been since I've seen Hunt for Red October. Who even knew there were Scots in Russia?!

Zoe Tunnell ➡️ FlameCon E-09@zoewithasword.bsky.social · 3d ago

There's a specific...not genre but vibe of movie from the 90s that I just love forever. Under 2 hours. Killer cast. Prolific director. Plot that keeps moving. The kind of flick you'd see on TNT in the middle of the afternoon The Quick and the Dead. Starship Troopers. Tombstone. Hunt for Red October

My grandparents used to eat Liver and Onions every once in a while. Because they'd developed a taste for it when they were young. During the Great Depression.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 6d ago

RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. ... You can buy liver"

Capture Artist contract/remote position went up yesterday, I know some of y'all are on here: careers.blizzard.com/global/en/jo...

Capture Artist, Original Content (Contractor) | Marketing | Remote (US) in Santa Monica, California, United States of America | Art / Animation at Blizzard Entertainment

Apply for Capture Artist, Original Content (Contractor) | Marketing | Remote (US) job with Blizzard Entertainment in Santa Monica, California, United States of America. Art / Animation at Blizzard Ent...

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This is a Dark Souls dodge roll, Jimothy has got i-frames

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · last wk.

Jimothy inspired me to take karate lessons in a suburban strip mall. Thank you, Jimothy.

So many great names, but we especially love to see D.C. Douglas doing a droid...we'll have to see if this unit has a soul...

Aaron Contreras@aaroncontreras.bsky.social · 2w ago

Honored to be introducing the cast of Star Wars: Zero Company tomorrow at Comic-Con. 4 PM Saturday, Room 6BCF.

A true sicko

Alpha Chrome Yayo@alphachromeyayo.com · 2w ago

Me: right I have to stop playing OFFBEAT and do some work Also me: wait but what if I played 1996 ska-punk banger Santeria by Sublime on the tiger keyboard

Super Proud of the #D&D flagship ongoing series that got announced at #SDCC today. @jacksonlanzing.bsky.social, @collinkelly.bsky.social, Ibraim Roberson, Arabson, Dan Brown, @haleyroselyon.com have an epic story in store. The "Avengers of D&D"! www.dungeonsanddragons.com/news/darkhor...

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Your official home for Dungeons & Dragons. Learn more about the World's Greatest Roleplaying Game, browse products, and stay up to date on D&D news.

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We all know it was Baby Shark

Becky Tyler@beckytylerart.bsky.social · 2w ago

What song did the Sirens sing in The Odyssey? Wrong answers only.

A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/

This is our team!!! Save me from my awful ux takes.

soph mallinson@sophmallinson.bsky.social · 3w ago

we are looking for a UI/UX director who's passionate about D&D to join our digital games team at Wizards 🪄 job-boards.greenhouse.io/hasbro/jobs/...

Odysseus, Odysseus, and Achilles

The back and forth…it’s just like the old days. Bless their hearts.

If this isn't already the best joke you've seen all year you need to go watch Taskmaster.

Jackson O'Brien@sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 2mo ago

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Well since forest fire season seems to be getting fully in to swing in...*glances at calendar*...mid-July...this seems like a good time to remind folks to go buy a HEPA filter now. August gone be ugly and we don't even want to know about September.

Magical days. We did crunch a lot, but the point still stands. Part of the answer to how we did a cinematic heavy series that quickly/cheaply was the department I was in, Cinematic Design. Leadership called us “BioWare’s secret weapon” more than a few times.

Arvy@arvy.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Bioware did 3 Mass Effects from scratch, starting from pre-production in 2004 and ending in 2012. With inferior tools, on inferior hardware, with limited knowledge. They made the first one in 3 years. They did all 3 story heavy cinematic RPGs in 8 years. Like, what are we doing here?

The locking of the door and the dog throw are such awesome little stylistic flourishes. These are the details that make a chase/fight immortal.

ULTRA🏝️BLAST@ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 3w ago

35 years ago... POINT BREAK

Does this count as a retcon done right?

Jehtt@turbojehtt.net · last mo.

I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

This is entertainment

Josephine "beckbook.com" Riesman@josie.zone · 4w ago

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

I was at a friend's birthday bbq so I haven't been able to watch the game but just seeing the comments here has me pretty ravenous to watch a recording as soon as it's closed out.

"America Day is Cancelled by Climate Change" is a bit on the nose but at this point it feels like "as on the nose as possible" is what it will take

Um, they’re called communist sex workers

Pool Report: Parks Dept. Leaves Red Hookers Hot And Bothered — Again! - Streetsblog New York City

We don't want to win a Pool-itzer, but for the second straight year, we're forced to cover how an equipment failure has led to the shuttering of the Red Hook Pool.

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E3 screenshot release day

Gene Ha creator of 2026 IL Reads pick MAE The Definitive Edition@geneha.com · last mo.

In the concept art this arch was supposed to be a perfect miniature of Trump's planned 250 ft (76m) tall arch. The rushed and limited planning time led to this Home Depot scrap plywood wrapped in vinyl debacle.

The entire Cinematic org was included. Let me know if you're looking to pick up a Director and/or other talented cine folks at any level.

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · last mo.

Bungie is laying off a significant number of people today. Exact number isn't clear yet, but employees are being informed this morning.

Ahhhh, Capitalism!

The Onion@theonion.com · last mo.

“With Raid Immortality Spray, bugs will no longer be granted the sweet release of death, and will instead be burdened with forever walking the Earth watching friends, family, and loved ones slowly wither and expire around them,” said brand representative Sawyer Weidman

This has stopped getting much traction when I share it (understandable, everyone is unemployed and fatigued), but things are really tight for us right now and I would appreciate any extra visibility I can get. Available for all kinds of supplemental freelance and contract work.

Ryan McDiarmid@ryanmcdiarmid.com · 2mo ago

Anyways if you know of anyone looking for in-house or contract game design, narrative design, or writing, full or part time, I'm still looking. Also open to in-person work of nearly any kind in the Vancouver area. ryanmcdiarmid.com

Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier

Man, thought we here in the US kinda had a recent monopoly on own goals

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 2mo ago

An own goal for Australia puts USA up early

1/3 of the game industry has lost their job in the last two years. Ubisoft closed two more studios today. Everyone is out of work. To that end I'm starting a new bundle to benefit a layoffs hardship fund. Game devs: please consider submitting your PAID games to the bundle, which will launch in July.