🐰Johnnee Darko🐰

@johnneedarko.bsky.social

Just a fly in the ointment, Hans - the monkey in the wrench - a pain in the ass. Yipee-ki-yay & welcome to the party, pal. Donnie's cousin, from Boston.

being an uncle means you can just ramble about whatever and kids will just Listen. my favorite nephew followed me out for a cig and we proceeded to talk about the black death, the soviet union, the evolution of the english language and how sturgeons are basically prehistoric

I think it's bad that we're led by conspiracy theorists who are attacking an 85-year-old public health expert who tried to save our lives because they think they might go viral