It's pretty funny that no one can stop the president from saying this bonkers insanely wrong thing.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 11m ago

Trump: "I don't get credit for anything. Even prescription drug prices, where they're down 600 percent."

"Dunkirk > Paths Of Glory" Who is this guy? I just want to talk, just want to talk.

Listen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check

I get a kick out of Oliver Stone playing this whole scene out with the prosecutor implying "does a man who just shot the President like this in public?" And, well, yes

QuoProQuid@quoproquid.bsky.social · 3h ago

low-key find the aftermath of the JFK assassination very morbidly funny because LHO had to try to figure out an escape plan on the fly bc he never expected to get that far he just manages to initially evade authorities by stumbling around haplessly

Am I being threatened with a good time here?

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 4h ago

From @theathletic.com: Well-known New York Rangers superfan “Dancing Larry” is being added as a defendant in a workplace discrimination lawsuit brought by a former Madison Square Garden employee, court documents show.

DAVE CHAPELLE: my friend, Haley Stevens, lost her primary. She fucking lost!

I wrote about the triumph of Doing Your Own Research and the stupid, nasty thing that is replacing some very recent history in real time. defector.com/were-just-go...

We're Just Going To Keep Doing 2020 Again Until All The Wrong Stuff Is True | Defector

In a bunch of ways, there is no real percentage in remembering what things were actually like during the worst years of the COVID-19 pandemic. Beyond all the uncertainty and suffering and death, there...

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To resolve my bribery scandal, I'm going to offer other bribes

George Pearkes@peark.es · 5h ago

oh it's getting real *INFANTINO OFFERS MOROCCO WORLD CUP FINAL FOR SUPPORT: TIMES

Why is he wearing an AC/DC shirt at a Congressional Candidate forum?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

😳 Rep. Pete Stauber indicates there's something gravely wrong with Tom Emmer's health: "You have no idea what Congressman Emmer is dealing with right now. If you did, you would've never made that comment. He's fighting for his damn life today!"

Heh

Erica Block@ericablockparty.bsky.social · yesterday

five years' worth of Aaron Boone gassing up Anthony Volpe

if any of these people had to live in a neighborhood without a Whole Foods for 12 hours they would eat a glock

Make It Make Sense@themimsshow.bsky.social · yesterday

Mamdani’s grocery delusion

the intentional abdication by Congress of nearly all of its constitutional responsibilities is at the core of most of our problems as a nation

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Cornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"

Earlier this week one of life's great mysteries was solved for me. That being how does "Savery" keep getting roles in Christopher Nolan movies.. www.nytimes.com/athletic/748...

An ex-NHLer’s ‘Odyssey’: How Sean Avery became a go-to Christopher Nolan cast member (Gift Article)

Cast as the muscular, helmet-clad Laodamas alongside Matt Damon's Odysseus, Avery continues an unlikely post-hockey pivot to Hollywood.

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LOL @ thinking anyone would abide by a verbal agreement..

Nathan Kalman-Lamb@nkalamb.bsky.social · yesterday

The US host cities for the 2026 men's World Cup claim that they were *verbally* promised $1 million each by Gianni Infantino and that FIFA hasn't paid up. Truly incredible stuff. www.nytimes.com/athletic/749...

Anthony Volpe's OPS 2023: .666 2024: .657 2025: .663 2026: .646

2026 menus are basically the McDonalds rant from Falling Down except now we don't even have restaurants giving us the false confidence of gussied up food photos because that's too expensive.

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social · yesterday

Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.

It’s a good sign that he feels like he has to lie. He’s absolutely full of it but it’s good that he feels like he has to do something other than blow the sun up Trump’s ass to get what he wants. bsky.app/profile/jeff...

Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis@jeffjarvis.bsky.social · yesterday

Shameful: The #BrokenTimes hands David Ellison op-ed space rather than challenging his bullshit pap and propaganda about journalism with the receipts he has already delivered at CBS. That would be journalism. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/o...

"What if we can appeal to MAHA voters with some anti-corporate boilerplate" is the 2020s version of "what if we can appeal to anti-abortion voters by saying that expanding access to contraception will reduce abortions." It's a great strategy if you ignore everything they actually believe

Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast@irhottakes.bsky.social · 2d ago

“It’s not a fight between left and right, it’s between top and bottom. Which is why I met with a bunch of plague cultists for the most powerful man in the entire world.”

Hillary watching the Ellie stomp for the first time

When does AOC meet with the Flat Earth society to hear their concerns?

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d ago

There is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.

Wrote about the Heliot Ramos trade and the Yankees half-assing the deadline at the Patreon. www.patreon.com/RABthoughts/...

You should be embarassed to be in middle age and doing this “my dad could beat up your dad” type shit. Unfortunately this seems to be the majority of American middle aged men bsky.app/profile/down...

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

Lady who lives in Texas quotes Manhattan Institute and has opinions about NYC budgetary allocations, news at 5

Brian Cashman during the Trade Deadline day

Jon Becker@jonbecker.bsky.social · 2d ago

WAKE UP, BRIAN CASHMAN!!!

Dodgers watching these teams make trades today

Lady shut the fuck up

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

"there’s actually no way of knowing if yours is the right science," that one is going to be ping ponging around the ole brain cave for a long time

just a nice little cherry on top of the story to learn that the fake farmer-influencer lady doing anti-solar NIMBYism moved to New York because her previous house got flattened by a (likely climate change strengthened) hurricane

boy a whole bunch of classic American Dipshits in this story heated.world/p/the-influe...

The influencer teaching millions to fear solar

Alexandra Fasulo says she’s protecting farms and wildlife. How much of her rhetoric is actually true?

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