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Jo Hubris, Lady Boom herself, spokesvagina, one of -those- fat queers or “blue-haired alphabet mafia” apparently. She/her
Oh Lorde caught the weeeeeirdesr urge getting into bed very late at night and that’s the idea of being accountable to some.. guy to get In safe. Brain went ‘TNOMAS!’ But really it’s missing cats
These might just be the greatest cheese toasties ibe ever made in my life!
Q. How do you stop a cockney from insulting you? A. You cant. #popbitch
Just started watching the Greta Gerwin ‘Little Women’ and felt like I’d accidentally put in disc 2 first by mistake but checking on Wikipedia says this is where it begins? Veeeeeeey discombobulating
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it’s probably the homophobia
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 3d agoYoung teenagers are less likely to identify as lesbian, gay or bisexual than a few years ago, according to a new analysis. “It really does look like a free fall,” Jean Twenge, a professor of psychology, said. “But what’s causing it is unclear.”
This is a pretty crass ad from National, but also seems especially stupid given the portfolios they handed over to secure their current coalition — including the Deputy PM job share.
An actual line of dialogue from the latest episode of Shortland Street: “he’s the CEO - he can’t be seen doing @bumwees.bsky.social in public!”
I would like to tip six zillion dollars to whomever is dancing to “ the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out” at Dreamgirls right now
here's what we found on puss puss' now locked instagram: (1/82)
Inverted kereru@whatthehall.bsky.social · 6d agoFinally a candidate in Lower Hutt we can all get behind #nzpol
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
Our friends at Wellington Pride Parade and the Frisky Events NZ are throwing us a party this Thursday for #GiveOUTDay - and you're invited (as long as you buy a ticket - it IS a fundraiser!) events.humanitix.com/over-the-rai...
Does anyone have a recommendation for a fortnightly cleaner in Thorndon, Wellington? Probably two hours a time, easy on what day/time it happens
Get heaped, loser. Get absolutely tasked.
Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · last wk.He tasks me; he heaps me
You probably would have only seen her rushing out the cat door when you came over, but Katie was the absolute sweetest girl with me once she finally stopped being so afraid. Goodbye my little squeak, I love you. Thank you for trusting me and being so soft
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
The Playlist@theplaylist.bsky.social · 2w agoICYMI: Netflix Shoots For Its Own ‘Heated Rivalry’ With ‘Icebreaker,’ Casts Daisy Jelley & Newcomer Connor Simos
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2w agoThe White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Boy it really grinds my gears that on top of having to pay $300 for sedation while I get a filling replaced, I also have to pay $88 to go in to talk about the sedation in advance when I've had it before. I would really, really, REALLY love to send all the PTSD bills to the person who gave it to me
Nothing angers me more than when a rich person says they are happy to be taxed more and people say “why don’t you write a check to the government” motherfucker they want everyone in their tax bracket to also write a check to the government because that’s how maths works you fucking numpty.
I am pleased to know there are limits to my fandom. I won’t read this for example
Did not get a pash at Coven. Did get to motorboat some beautiful dancers so that’s not nothing!
Mum; criticises how I spend my money Me: takes out another $50 to tip strippers when I remembered that
Help, my neighbour - who is one of my most favourite people on the planet - didn’t cry at the end of episode 5 of my emotional support tv show - do I need to move?
Until I get paid employment, I may as well spend my time doing very important work like this, so please form an orderly line. Or find me paid employment. One or the other, choose wisely.
Frances: Meh and Loving It@francesmeh.reviews · 3w agoranking all my mutuals by mouthfeel
New aspiration unlocked: living life in such a way that future archeologists label all my possessions "ritual object".