it is also the official pub day for apesht.org! please buy my wife's zine to help support her addiction to secondhand books about primate research.
Ape Sh*t: The Zine for Primates | monkeys, apes, and humans
Ape Sh*t zine examines the troubled relationship between humans and other primates. Drawing on history, science, and animal studies, we look at human interactions with chimpanzees, monkeys, orangutan...
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Chipotle YouTube ad pronouncing pohyoh asahdoh in the flattest whitest American accent possible.
if you were wondering how he only served 13 months in prison after raping multiple minors, it's because he served zero jail time for raping multiple minors. the only jail time he served was for financial crimes covering up sexually abusing children. he kept his congressional pension up to now
CBS Philadelphia@cbsphiladelphia.bsky.social · 2w agoDennis Hastert — the former House speaker who was later sentenced to prison time over hush money payments made to cover up sexual abuse of teen boys — has died at age 84.
has anybody ever wanted the copy-paste default to include formatting? holy hell is that shit useless... yeah, I want my e-mail/document to look like pure shit by copy-pasting in differently sized, differently fonted, differently coloured text
very excited for everyone to see a sample of carrie's work. the companion article on helping hands is fantastic. order links at apesht.org. official pub date is Tuesday. AND subscribe to Luke's Welcome To Hell World!
Ape Sh*t: The Zine for Primates | monkeys, apes, and humans
Ape Sh*t zine examines the troubled relationship between humans and other primates. Drawing on history, science, and animal studies, we look at human interactions with chimpanzees, monkeys, orangutan...
apesht.org
Luke O'Neil@lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 2w agoHappy to share an excerpt from the first issue of the new Ape Sh*t zine by @monkeywire.bsky.social out this week from @orbooks.bsky.social www.welcometohellworld.com/the-bizarre-...
the formal windows update "install all our apps and sign up to all our products" wizard is such a thirsty bitch...
Tried to fix a single stick notification on Instagram. Now I have two stuck notifications in Instagram.
nah it's trying too hard it's too intentional new york art gays new york art gay'd too close to the sun too early
Carey@careylikemariah.bsky.social · last mo.Brace yourselves: The Brooklyn Dems have dropped another banger of a video, and it's just as full of bizarre, WTF moments as the last one. Let's begin...
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist! Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
if they're gonna classify "owned lol" as a "serious violation" this website is cooked
Need a documentary on the use of Three Stooges references in Hollywood movies because they're absolutely meaningless to my euro brain. And it's always the same series of actions: eye poke, shoulder ladder to head, etc. Probably some satanic ritual now that I think about it.
Always confused when people express disappointment at Grimes' descent into odd woo-woo Technofascism because the first time I heard 'Oblivion,' a chill ran down my spine as I inherently understood that this dogshit was made by and for sociopaths.
[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
*trades out my maple syrup breakfast vape for my roast beef sandwich lunch vape*
This nasty crank is the former head of the national equality body, now being paid big bucks to front up the big MAGA respectability drive. They poach our malicious wingnuts because most of their own are basically chuds themselves, and British crackpots sell fear and hate with panache.
Literal children in NYC glibly walking around in HAMAS t-shirts like the BA at the front makes it okay...
everyone is missing the boat on this harp thing fwiw. it's not an affair and she is not a nurse. it's way worse: she's elder abusing him. tale as old as time a psychotic weirdo striver has attached herself to an elderly dotard and is wormtonguing him. our american rasputin
i think it would be cool if everyone just admitted she was the president and started asking all the questions to her. "ms harp, are you seriously considering bombing oman" and just ignore him
The amount of people who I know who have a casual amount of magic cards for kitchen table play is quite a bit. I've seen players leave the game for a bit to come back for a set that suits their fancy. Magic can be an inexpensive hobby if you don't try to keep up with the Joneses.
big tiddy Rebell@rebell.bsky.social · 2mo agoI know we are all dunking on the NYT article for using Magic the Gathering as an example of a cheap hobby, but people forget that the majority of players who aren’t on Reddit actually only makes a few purchases a year and plays with what they have.
This fucking interstitial waiting room for external links that Google Gemini provides on the search page is designed to stop people from clicking through to the underlying link... ugly ugly ugly business. www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...
Redirect Notice
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Meanwhile, the market has - Dozens of confirmed early cases (the lab has zero) - Clusters within the market near animal stalls - traces of virus found in animal cages Leakers often cite "bayesian likelihood" but animal spillover is common while a novel virus leaking from a lab has never happened.
Haley Stevens occupies a unique niche at the exact midpoint between The Riddler and Penguin
Feel like "boychik" missed out on a second life as a queer identity... -- Noun boychik (plural boychiks) (US, Jewish, slang) Term of endearment for a young boy, or a young man. (US, Jewish, slang) Term of endearment for any special male with whom one is familiar. You do nice work, boychik.
