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[Guy waking up from a 111 year coma]: Wow I am so old can't wait to call my bestie Archduke Franz Ferdinand and tell him how old I am- HE WAS WHAT? Oh that's just awful hopefully nothing of consequence came of that- THE WHAT FIRST WAR? Doctor I need some cocaine- THE HARRISON WHAT ACT OF 1914?
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds
This is a fantastic brief essay in how news media & pundits turn upside down who is who is being punished for speaking freely--in the case of Kraft, Macklemore, & Sheeran--when rich elites want things to go one way, but unruly peasant masses refuse to go along. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
I mean, at this point, it's fairly unambiguously paramilitarism. You've got a non-state actor using violence to further political objectives. It's flagrantly in breach of democratic principles several times over. Inaction would be the most ultimate failure of a democratic government.
8 months?????? 8.... months???? 3/4 of one year???? Scalpers are the worst
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
Stop calling it a 'reset'. It's an amputation. www.jank.cool/stop-calling...
Stop calling it a 'reset' when it's an amputation
Cut out your corporate tongue
jank.cool
The description doesn't really do it justice. She disembowels him
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
RIP to all the managers who will now starve to death, sobbing 'what do I want to eat?' at an uncaring phone
ChatGPT down: OpenAI chatbot not working in major outage
“Yeah we’re done with all that” said OpenAI CEO Sam Altman. “See ya”
ChatGPT, Claude & Grok are currently down, according to users.
As someone who has been tweeted about personally by Rowling. And who spends my whole life trying to fight the damage caused by the litigation she funds. I think, personally, I would be less harmed by you giving me an actual kick in the ribs than watching the new Harry Potter & trying to justify it.
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
This is pretty catastrophic and I'm not sure how either of these companies reverse the trend. It really appears the AI bubble is based on the whims of maybe a few hundred companies spending money on two companies to justify five companies spending money with one company.
New from Ramp data: the latest threat to the AI trade. AI companies' revenues are heavily dependent on a small set of customers. 80% of OpenAI and Anthropic's enterprise revenues come from 1% of their customers, and it's not getting better.
well there's a Weird Horror short story premise for you kids
i've gone from "this is darkly funny" to "this is darkly extremely funny". becoming a poster boy for the uncaring nature of the fascism you helped create is remarkable
And there it is...
One of my all-time favorite rules, from Pea Ridge (1980). The designer's great-great-grandfather fought in the battle, and if his unit takes damage you roll a die to see if he survives. If he dies, the designer is never born, and the game doesn't exist, and so automatically ends in a draw.