Professor Nutella

@jpnudell.bsky.social

Pizza appreciator, ancient historian, reader, writer, baker. In some order. Looking forward to the pivot past video. Blogging here: https://joshuapnudell.com/blog/

Listen, hear me out: What if we just declared one more month of summer? Just decided it’s longer this year? Students would be happy. Teachers would be happy. I bet even administrators would be happy. We can even extend winter break to balance the semesters. What d’ya say?

A humble academic proposal: let's not have stars. Everyone hired as an academic at a university is there to teach younger generations, to make new knowledge, to have that knowledge critically evaluated by others, and to act on collective insights. We do not need to designate some people as stars.

Meaningful professional consequences for submitting AI-generated work riddled with errors would go a long way toward changing how people use it, even if only to make them more careful about checking the output.

The older I get, the less insecure I am about naming my [secret] superpower(s). Mine is grammar & writing well--and editing others well. I can make your prose sound better. ;-) (As a result, I really appreciate a good edit-job on my own stuff too.) What's YOUR secret superpower (not your job)?

When we don't adequately fund public universities, and instead force students to take out loans, what we as a society are really doing is borrowing money from the younger generation—their hard-earned future income—to fund a necessary project that benefits us all: building an educated society.

Mark Copelovitch@mcopelov.bsky.social · 2d ago

1. This is bullsh*t & an epically stupid policy completely detached from any empirical evidence: bsky.app/profile/mcop... 2. We could simply avoid this entire issue by <all together now> Funding. The. Damn. Public. Universities. Like. We. Used. To: bsky.app/profile/mcop...

To help relieve work stress, don't answer emails on the weekend. Also on weekdays after 5 PM turn off your email. On Mondays, don't log into your email until after noon. Before logging in on Tuesday burn your computer and erase your identity. By Wednesday morning gather supplies and escape into the

Inspired by the summer film and Discourse, some freshman are going to show up to register for classes in Ancient Greek and Ancient History only to find that those courses and faculty no longer exist.

I think it comes from the fact that we mostly work with a closed source base. A modern historian, you go to a conference, no one has been through the archives you have. But classics? *Everyone* has read that passage and is prepared to call bullshit on you in public. Thus sharp elbows.

I can see the opening now: Black screen with off-white Greek script that spins into English. "In the time of Marcus Aurelius, the Roman writer Lucian of Samosata wrote A True History. This is that story." The black fades to the wine-dark sea near Gibraltar and sounds of a creaking wooden boat.

Professor Nutella@jpnudell.bsky.social · 5d ago

A few of options spring to mind: -The Epic of Gilgamesh -Enuma Eliš -Lucian's A True History (the review will need to explain who this was, and what the hell the audience just watched) -Another Alexander movie, this time based on the Romances

a propos of that statement... Books are ABSOLUTELY NOT just a delivery mechanism for information. This hyperfocus on "information" is the root of the whole problem really.

My summer treat recently has been a decaf breakfast tea with a good amount of soy milk shaken over ice to give it a little froth. In other news, I'm reaching a frumpy middle age where mainlining sugar and caffeine causes me problems.