Kanas Jones

@kanasjones.bsky.social

Dadtz to 3 boys and lots of cats, finance prof, former journalist, border aficionado, and newspaper enthusiast

You know what? FOX 2 Detroit ended their high school essay contest in 1995 because of me. I was the last winner. A (white) teacher at another HS accused me and my (white) AP English teacher of cheating. Essay was "too long." Previous winners read their essays on TV. I only got to visit the studio.

New York could send its first known Indigenous member to Congress! Claire Valdez (Ysleta Del Sur Pueblo) is union organizer & state assemblymember. She won her primary with 55% of the vote and is headed to the general election this November. ictnews.org/politics/ele...

Is another Indigenous woman headed to Congress? - ICT

Claire Valdez, Ysleta Del Sur Pueblo, is the Democratic nominee for New York's 7th Congressional District and is headed to the general election this November

ictnews.org

i will never not be amused by how the conservative world is governed by the kind of “affirmative action” they say happens in mainstream institutions. totally unqualified dipshits are handed the keys to institutions because they say the right thing and have the right look.

Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈@josephpolitano.bsky.social · last yr.

An "economist" so dumb I had to explain to him how the import price index works last month will now lead the BLS, kill me

What a cover from the Globe and Mail! A photojournalist embedded with Ethiopia's Fano militia, and the story and photos are really remarkable. I sometimes forget newspapers can do projects like this.

Front page of The Globe and Mail (Canada), August 8, 2026

Outkast’s Ms Jackson just came on at the gym and I will never in my life be able to hear that song without thinking about this comic

I’m sorry Ms Jackson parody comic where instead of “I am for real” it is “I am four eels”

Weirdly, The Province in Vancouver was one of at least three newspapers in North America to feature a story about a rash of Pokémon-card thefts on its front page today. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Front page of The Province (Canada), August 6, 2026

You might think the US running out of missiles is bad, but we've spent over a century building up soft power with other nations, a vast complex of diplomatic outreach through trade and programs like USAI— oh fuck oh no aw beans dangit

The WNBA has never had a trans woman play in the league’s 30-year history and now the right and other anti-trans activists are hammering the league over something that has never been an issue, proving once again it isn’t about protection but exhibiting cruelty toward trans people.

I'm a sucker for a corn pun and today's front pages featured not one but two! Indianapolis dropping kernels of wisdom with "Born on the Cob" and Mansfield, Ohio, popping off with "Stalk Market"

Front page of The Indianapolis Star (Indiana), August 2, 2026Front page of Mansfield News Journal (Ohio), August 2, 2026

Kind of a strangely high number of USA Today network newspapers featuring big beverage packages today -- Tiki bars in Phoenix, a notable bar in Cincinnati, coffeeshops in Knoxville, and beer in Des Moines.

Front page of The Arizona Republic (Arizona), August 2, 2026Front page of The Cincinnati Enquirer (Ohio), August 2, 2026Front page of News Sentinel (Tennessee), August 2, 2026Front page of The Des Moines Register (Iowa), August 2, 2026

Jesse Owens started his history-making performance at the 1936 Olympics 90 years ago this week, with a gold medal run in the 100 meters on Aug. 3. Great headline, illustration, and tribute to his legacy in The Columbus Dispatch this morning.

Front page of The Columbus Dispatch (Ohio), August 2, 2026

The Trib says IT'S 'CLOUD AURA' on the second day of Lollapalooza, which means 1) it rained and 2) maybe we're done with "aura." With Smashing Pumpkins co-headlining, at least one festival-goer called it "parents night"

Front page of Chicago Tribune (Illinois), August 1, 2026

"When the first of August came round, the Professor realized he had pleasantly trifled away nearly two months at a task which should have taken little more than a week." -Willa Cather (from The Professor's House, 1925)