we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
WA: my back is broke maine: my leg is broke CA: hit and run driver got me TX: Fuckin bees
AnAngryOpossum@anangryopossum.bsky.social · last yr.HOW are people suffocating in those states? Are they falling into grain bins? Chasing each other with plastic bags on their heads?
In popular culture, menopause is typically associated with hot flushes. In our Menopause: What's Changed? exhibition, we invite visitors to drop a pebble if they experience any of these symptoms. And it turns out, hot flushes are much less common than brain fog or mood symptoms!
“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. “Hey man, the group chat is supposed to be a place to chill and you’re putting a lot of heavy stuff in it, I told the guys I’d talk to you about it,” said Gandalf
The rainbow is not a symbol of condemnation, but of patience, of God revealing creation will have a role in creating itself, and of God choosing renewal over destruction All God commands as part of this rainbow deal: Don't hurt anybody, because everybody is precious 🌈
Stayed at a historic hotel in downtown Denver for a friend’s wedding in 2008. Another guest and I rode in the elevator with Emilio Estevez. He was carrying two coffees and my friend said something about double-fisting it. He just kind of smiled faintly.
Bolt451 day I'll leave you a phantom To lead you in the summer@bolt451.bsky.social · last yr.Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
In honor of Brian Wilson's passing, here are the four categories of Beach Boys songs: 1. surfing is great, you should try it 2. I have a good vehicle 3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love 4. sloop john b
I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time
Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
this is how I discover that Brian Eno came up with the Windows chime that haunted my childhood
Stereogum@stereogum.com · last yr.Brian Eno calls on Microsoft to cease its partnership with Israel and pledges to donate the original fee for his Windows '95 chime to victims of Israel's genocide in Gaza
The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217
Why would you set a limit on Stuf, we are a community of dreamers, we want our children to believe future Stuf will far exceed the Stuf of today
Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
Genuinely guffawed when I realized this was all about word count. Threatening to take everybody out over word count is among the most classic newsroom fights a writer and editor can have
Peter Sterne@petersterne.com · last yr.I think all editors feel this way tbh www.breakermedia.com/p/nyt-busine...
Young priest! there's no need to feel down there's a Country! That's inside of a town you can Go there! Now ol Frank's underground and you choose a new guy (bom bom bom bom bom) It's fun to vote for a P O P E