lmao this one is incredible. “Head of product at X condemns quote-tweeting” my brother in Jira you’re the shift manager at the quote tweet factory
eric gonzalez juenke@egojunk.bsky.social · 4mo agoPerfect. Bier is the head of Twitter “product.”
We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not downward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
Taniel@taniel.bsky.social · 4mo ago
Between medicaid cuts and restricting the immigrant doctors who actually serve rural areas, I've never seen a political movement so laser focused on killing their most loyal voters.
After I change his nappy my 2 year old son now cheerfully says "well done" to me. It's a real boost tbh they should start all newborn babies out with this feature instead of like 6 weeks of nothing but negative feedback
Bon Jovi introducing the Pats because the Dropkick Murphys guy would tell us to kill our masters and piss on their graves
The bar is so so so low for literally any Big Tech CEO to take a popular and morally righteous position these days but these bums keep tripping over their own shoelaces. It's just so embarrassing and pathetic.
Kara Swisher@karaswisher.bsky.social · 6mo agoThis is appalling. I can say with certainty that Steve Jobs would be ashamed of Tim Cook at this terrible moment, one of many these days, and he has sullied the last year of his tenure and the Apple brand by his craven need to please shareholders over holding onto some basic values of decency.
As someone who recently had a kid and is now friends with a lot of other new parents, the 5 year old getting kidnapped a few days ago did *waves* through my IG feed
Charlie Warzel@cwarzel.bsky.social · 6mo agoman the stuff i am seeing on IG from the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
An insane, perfect encapsulation of it all: The same day Trump’s agents kill a Veterans Affairs ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple and Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser who was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files
All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E." The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop." consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
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This is the list of active Daltons in the NFL (I thought Buffalo had two, but one of them was a Dawson, like the creek)
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
not beating the allegations that antivax beliefs are downstream of being afwaid of needles
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7mo agoTrump: "Effective today, America will no longer require 72 'jabs' for our beautiful, healthy children. We are moving to a far more reasonable Schedule, where all children will only be recommended to receive Vaccinations for 11 of the most serious and dangerous diseases."
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
Insane that no one has mentioned opening night of Snakes On A Plane. Extraordinary vibes, someone got hit by a bucket of plastic snakes and tried to start a fight until the rest of the theater booed him and he sat back down
Dave Levitan@davelevitan.bsky.social · 8mo agoRaising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences? Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Here's the CEO of Nvidia calling Trump a "genius" for "saying what's on his mind" when he called a reporter piggy. Just total cowardice and moral bankruptcy from people who know better.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 8mo agoJensen is having no part of the “Quiet, Piggy” chat. $NVDA
every single person claiming to yearn for this would kill themselves if they were subjected to the tyranny of the 56k modem for one hour
It’s so funny that there are people out there who can credibly say “I wouldn’t work for Zuckerberg even if he paid me $100M” and actually have that theory tested and validated
rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social · 12mo agoNEWS: Meta will announce an AI reorganization today, dividing the Superintelligence division into four units weighing some cuts or employees moved from AI division considering licensing closed source models to build new AI products w/ @elitan.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/t...