Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this
i think it’s very weird when friend groups all permanently share their locations with each other and also i need my friends to permanently share their locations with me. what if they’re doing something and i want to come with
Great to see the Tottenham meme of the season has already arrived.
i have an appointment tomorrow afternoon so i better start getting anxious about it now just to be safe
![DRAINSAW MAN
@Jlonwavves
Three bullets colliding
[quote-posting a post by Niall @niallmoran_ on 2020-05-06 that reads “These bullets collided in Gallipoli in 1916. The chances of this happening were one in a billion. Name something more unlikely to happen...” with a
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![FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
JON FINISHES JAR OF SALSA
“I’m sure I’ll pick up some more at some point,” says Bluesky personality
NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) announced Friday afternoon that he and his family has finished a jar of salsa purchased weeks prior, and plan to purchase a new jar of salsa in short order.
“I finished the last of it today,” Jon said. “I’m sure I’ll pick up some more at some point.”
Jon offered little insight into whether he’ll stick with the same brand of salsa, or reach for another label. “I don’t know,” he said. “I’ll just grab whatever [the grocery store has available], probably.”
Taco nights must be a hit in the Bois household, no? “I mean, yeah, I guess,” Jon offers. “ We put it on our tacos and stuff. All that’s really going on here is that I ran out, so I’m gonna get some more. I don’t think there’s much more to it than that.”
Perhaps Jon would be interested in hearing some of his Bluesky followers’ favorite brands of salsa?
“No, not really.”
Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account)
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kash found a cold war heart attack gun in the basement archives and keeps accidentally murking republican senators whipping it out to impress cocktail waitresses
Ben Miller@benwritesthings.bsky.social · 2mo agogirl WHAT
Say what you will about Ryanair but they have a perfect record on their “You Will Not Be Fully Sucked Out Of A Window” guarantee
ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 2mo agoPassenger hospitalised after being partially sucked out of window on Ryanair flight from Greece
instead of forming a coherent and principled political ideology a lot of people prefer to fall in love with some guy
i brought brownies to the bar ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
Seeing a lot of very mean spirited posts about Mitch McConnell just because he did evil things to you and your family
Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (Vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)
i’m drunk and overjoyed about this win and making pasta ok see u all tomorrow
we literally got Folarin Balogun in a round-of-16 match before GTA VI lmao...