what if it happens today? ✨

mothra stewart@gorl.gay · yesterday

what if it happens today?

to anyone who i was ever flirty or friendly with and i suddenly pulled back and stopped really communicating. it's nothing you did i just don't fundamentally feel like anyone is ever happy to hear from me so i just pulled back to save you from having to deal sith my absoluteky fucked up brain

i assume our government at a federal level will follow this great finding by looking for a way to outlaw it and require berry fields to instead be coated with a generous layer of oil and coal

Dr Earhart Sampson PhD 🌎 🇨🇦 🇺🇲 🇲🇽 🇩🇰 🇺🇦@earhart.bsky.social · 3d ago

Massachusetts farm installs 832 solar panels above berry fields, and the berries grown underneath turned out sweeter and juicier and could change the future of American farming - The Economic Times share.google/GDGqQBgisqhG...

It’s short, sweet, and so utterly different from what I feel Ela’s known for; all while still clearly her. Also it’s one of the few professional baking related stories I’ve personally read which got how baking in a professional environment actually, like, works! (A bugbear of my ex-chef ass)

Icing On The Cake by Ela Maxima

Short, sapphic and fluffy, like a good muffin!

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TEETH by @/ela-bambust.bsky.social. A dying lesbian mercenary w/ a fight computer in her head is bitten by a space werewolf and becomes the crown jewel-weapon in a traveling penal mercenary fleet. Very violent, very disaster lesbian. She also turns into a mermaid.

TEETH by Ela Maxima

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Marie Brennan@swantower.bsky.social · 3mo ago

This is your periodic reminder that word of mouth moves more books than any formal advertising! I invite you to rec something you've recently enjoyed -- preference for the stuff that's *not* already extremely well-known and talked about everywhere.

look. it's just common sense that scary monsters come out when i turn my night light off. doesn't anybody have common sense anymore? some facts are just obvious

the demeter anthropology (a study on how fucked up demeter is)

Callisto Khan @Persephone Effect Out NOW!@callistokhan.bsky.social · 49m ago

The Demeter Geometry (how to fit whole women inside your mouth)

I can only pay the movers in cash and I'm pretty certain I am not going to be able to by tomorrow because I've only gotten one $50 donation. So I guess they'll spend 45 minutes packing up half my belongings, 15 minutes moving it to the new place, and then I'll have to throw my furniture away.

hey pals!! Flora needs some help into her new apartment. i don't know if you've ever lost a bunch of stuff like this, but i have and it sucks really bad. sticks with you. please help her avoid it $FloraRacine

𝚕𝚒𝚕' 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚎 𝙵𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚊 🏳️‍⚧️@flora.northsky.social · 2h ago

I can only pay the movers in cash and I'm pretty certain I am not going to be able to by tomorrow because I've only gotten one $50 donation. So I guess they'll spend 45 minutes packing up half my belongings, 15 minutes moving it to the new place, and then I'll have to throw my furniture away.

jobs for trans women in 2027 list just leaked -coffeeshop -food service -video game -warehouse -surveillance tech -death machine -jester -sacrifice -unemployed -cormorant

goddammit asshole it is 8:30 in the morning i do not want to scratch you right now

I dont know about yall, but Ive never been had a Muslim threaten to beat me to death. Its all christians.

Feral transfemmes visiting Elysium in GO for the first time:

how it feels to make friends in this community

fuck i was not mentally here for my shot. brain still not working properly. took my draw needle off before i even cleared the air in the syringe. cleared the air and realized i hadn't drawn enough but already put the draw needle in the sharps box. i didn't think about how much drawing with the stick

🦇 I got a price for the hotel that's cheaper. It's $869.25. The flight looks like it's gonna be $335 or so. That brings the total that we absolutely have to have by August 20th to $1204.25. We're part of the way there. Just need another $854.25. #MutualAid #MedicalAid ko-fi.com/nuvyiel/goal...

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🏳️‍⚧️ ⛧ Nɯvꝡɩɛl ⛧ 🏳️‍⚧️@nuvy-iel.northsky.social · 12h ago

🦇 We have 15 days to come up with at least half of this. We need it by the 20th because Amber arrives on the 21st and will need to get through customs and not having a return ticket is frowned upon and can put a target on her back. Please help us! 🙏🏽 #MutualAid #MedicalAid ko-fi.com/nuvyiel/goal...

when a woman bites you really hard for no reason that’s a sign of affection in her culture

no movement. late fee applies in 27 minutes and the cost goes up to $101

iris (they) 🔞@handle.invalid · 6h ago

dolly got suspended here and needs help with housing. 4 people with $20 can keep a disabled Black mama and 2 kiddos housed today #mutualaid 0/$76 CA: babymamashark C: potatomom590 V: f0rbidden_pets P: rowdyrowdyriot@gmail.com

2 3 4 the texture of anything less cooked than 4 sends my brain into a panic because it feels like eating something raw

Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess@fes4ever.northsky.social · 18h ago

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I'm calling it: "Start smoking" is going to be mainstream MAHA / Republican health advice by 2028. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES DESIGNED TO OPERATE EXCLUSIVELY WITHIN THE LIMITATIONS OF THE PATHETIC HUMAN FORM

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

media literacy for journalism tip: they wrote this like this because it was very late and the race wasn’t quite official-official and they absolutely needed to go to bed

Politico@politico.com · 11h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

So, has anyone pointed out this is the same benefit Disney was supposedly going to extract from that inexplicable (and failed) openAI deal where Disney was supposed to give the slop monger $1 billion to allow fan-generated videos of their own IPs on the platform?

The Verge@theverge.com · 7h ago

Disney Plus will host ‘thoughtfully curated’ fan-made videos starting in the US. www.theverge.com/streaming/97...

goddammit asshole it is 8:30 in the morning i do not want to scratch you right now

ah yes, 2 days behind on my goal. love when we get to the "welp, I guess it's time to start begging" anyways, send tips. my surgery is in a few weeks and I still have lots of things to spend money on

if you voted for Haley Stevens you should have to wear a giant Arby’s hat for the rest of your life as punishment

leave me alone, but also pay attention to me

In the last 20-odd years only one right-wing Republican in a major race was subjected to the “we can’t let them win the primary, they’re simply not electable in the general” argument that a dozen left-wing Democrats face every year. That person was then elected president twice.

Ed Burmila@edburmila.bsky.social · 2d ago

It's "Electability" season once again so let me just remind everybody possessing this incredible power of foresight to tell us something useful like November stock prices.

I have some unopened and expired vials of EV (Delestrogen 50mg/5ml exp. 1/26) I want to give to someone in need (at no cost). How would I go about doing that? I don't know any trans women here or anywhere.