Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees

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Writer/Editor; ex-Newsweek. Also producer of Rite Gud podcast by @rsbenedict.bsky.social and the Headclog in the Operator podcast by Jeremiah Aulwurm, and distributor of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social! Pronouns: he/him

[first draft of "My Girl"] Dan Aykroyd: Darling. I'm so sorry you lost your friend. But he had to die so the bees could live. He made bees big He made bees strong! Big strong bees live now, darling. Big strong bees.

Wait, hold up, One Night Only, the rom-com set in a dystopian society where pre-martial sex is outlawed 364 days a year, ends with a character saying “Maybe the fascists were right about this”? Christ on a bike. Well, that killed any interest stone dead.

1. I will never understand how people can stop watching someone’s movies or TV shows, or stop listening to their music, if they so much as hit the like button on a conservative’s post, but will keep supporting Scientologists.

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Your little oopsie "mistakes" had me worrying for a year of my life about my partner going to jail for up to a decade based on lies likely fed to you by the top of the federal government. Show everyone what you're covering up in these emails and texts. There's a reason you don't want them released.

Boutros acknowledges 'mistakes' in 'Broadview 6' case but says sanctions, special counsel aren't needed

Chicago's top federal prosecutor noted in a court filing that his office has already dropped charges in the case, implemented “robust root-cause changes” and started the process of reviewing over 1,00...

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It's impossible to miss how AI has fucked up every digital interaction, and the awful, bile-inducing "art" is everywhere, but until my son started pointing it out, I had not realized how much AI-generated music there is being played in public

Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.

The ownership class at this point is doing this fucked-up Joker “ha-HAA are you gonna kill us yet? Are you?? How about NOW???” thing and then they’re gonna act all indignant and incensed the next time someone shoots a CEO in broad daylight.

Echo the Australian magpie annoying a tuxedo cat named Gilbert in Thames, New Zealand. The pair are known to be friends, though the magpie is often described as an annoying sibling that frequently pushes limits. They are part of a group called "Tuxedoes Unite" located in Karangahake, New Zealand.

This project would be delayed for 7 years with endless environmental review, community outreach, and ultimately be killed when the state of Washington doesn’t commit to building the power lines for the next 9 years. Good for Massachusetts though (I’m jealous)

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Massachusetts farm installs 832 solar panels above berry fields, and the berries grown underneath turned out sweeter and juicier and could change the future of American farming - The Economic Times share.google/GDGqQBgisqhG...