Men will literally build a baseball field in their corn field instead of going to therapy.
She Who Is
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Be grateful that you cannot read my mind. It’s a mess in here. She/Her
Have we considered putting the Phillies in the corn and just leaving them there
These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it
But when I hide in a food cart to get into the secret tunnels beneath the holiday inn it's suddenly not legal
Scriptwriters were cookin having two handsome, charismatic Muslim men become the face of the political left for the final season. Got them bigots STRESSED
I still hate Raley. But ok, thanks I guess.
I just want to die.
Once again, even with Kruk on the mic, we are ensconced in... The Aaron Nola Experience.
A thing worth saying about El-Sayed winning is that every very publicized win like this for a Progressive convinces 100s of other good people to run for all kinds of stuff.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Princess Bride Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya You Killed My Father Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya You Killed My Father Prepare To Die
ALT: Princess Bride Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya You Killed My Father Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya You Killed My Father Prepare To Die
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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
It’s so cool that the U.S. government posts like fucking psychos
Trump’s SNAP cuts have pushed 4 million people off food aid, including 1.5 million children. Meanwhile, 17 of the 50 largest Fortune 500 firms rank among the top employers of SNAP recipients in multiple states.
Trea Turner is an incredible defensive shortstop! This is the only Phillies game I've ever seen.
Anyone need a pair of tix to today’s all-star village? Happy to transfer them to you! 3 days was enough for us 😂
Sorry but "Darline Graham Nordone, the Sister Senator," is a Lauren Lapkus character on Comedy Bang Bang who has appeared six times, including in 2023 at the Charleston live show. I can hear the voice already.
South Carolina Gov. Henry McMaster (R) announces he’s picking Lindsey Graham’s sister, Darline Graham Nordone, to finish the remainder of his Senate term.
“Lindsey Graham taught me that it was okay to be dead.” - Mitch McConnell
Erling Haaland please tap into every genetic memory of your Viking forefathers and raze this English team to the ground.
The thing about being neurodivergent is that I Like It. What I don’t like is that the world imposes numerous taxes on me for being like this. I don’t view it as a Me problem.
Just learned the horrible news about Mitch McConnell. My condolences go out to his family and staff. Having to deal with his persistent will to live every day must be horrible.
Did anyone else just hear TMac do the lottery ad read as “benefits older Pennsylvanians like Ben” or am I losing my mind?