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Mother Bones

@l1vy.bsky.social

Yeah. You know me. I am here for social justice inspo and to witness superior shitposting. And possibly some v. good critters. Opinions DO reflect my employer. Who is me. Posts delete after ten days!

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andy™@andylevy.net · 1h ago

media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment

ceej@ceej.online · 57m ago

with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die

Mother Bones@l1vy.bsky.social · 15m ago

Just so we're clear, everyone sees it's his fetish, right? He has a scat exhibitionist fetish. And instead of finding friends on fetlife about it like anyone else, he's promoting nutrition DIS-information from a platform of power to the ENTIRE COUNTRY. Probably excited everyone's talking about it.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.” “I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
Mother Bones@l1vy.bsky.social · 5h ago

My teen just got a 92% on the final of the math class she had to retake this summer after failing it last fall 🎉 The DRAMA and despair and tears and catastrophizing we have been going through since June, good Lord, I am TIRED and shaken! (*had signed up for way too many classes at dad's urging)

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 6h ago

Your little oopsie "mistakes" had me worrying for a year of my life about my partner going to jail for up to a decade based on lies likely fed to you by the top of the federal government. Show everyone what you're covering up in these emails and texts. There's a reason you don't want them released.

Boutros acknowledges 'mistakes' in 'Broadview 6' case but says sanctions, special counsel aren't needed

Chicago's top federal prosecutor noted in a court filing that his office has already dropped charges in the case, implemented “robust root-cause changes” and started the process of reviewing over 1,00...

chicago.suntimes.com

Katie Phang@katiephang.bsky.social · 5h ago

BREAKING: The New Mexico Department of Justice has sued Acting AG Todd Blanche and the DOJ, requesting the court for access to unredacted Epstein-related investigative files that the DOJ has been withholding.

Fascist Dem Tracker@fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 18h ago

Probably in the last lull of the night. Looking at Michigan Senator (D) and El-Sayed is still leading 49.5-46.8 over Stevens. That's a ~24k vote lead with 602k votes left to count. Doubt we'll know tonight who wins.

Michigan Senate Primary Election 2026 Live Results: Stevens, El-Sayed, Rogers and More

See live results from the 2026 Michigan Senate primary election as Republican and Democrat votes are counted by candidate and county.

nbcnews.com