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@laapcoeng.nya.je

🔞 transsexual lesbian woman on the usa's east coast, marxist leninist ☭ website: https://eggtree.nekoweb.org/ cashapp: https://cash.app/$glsz

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 9h ago

if i went back in time to 1950 and told my grandparents that a hamburger costs more than $0.10 they would kill themselves immediately

Jared Holt@jaredlholt.bsky.social · 10h ago

Absolutely incredible way to respond to a TPUSA college kid who said the price of a Chipotle burrito is too high. No notes from me. Hard to understand how the media company this guy leads could possibly be hemorrhaging subscribers!

Ben Shapiro tweet: “I hear that young people are upset about $20 burritos. Okay, young people: a burrito does not cost $20. If you’re paying $20 for a burrito and you’re not independently wealthy, you’re doing life wrong. We have enough problems as a country without insane expectations that the government is going to provide us gourmet-quality burritos.”

anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 5h ago

some kitties for the PRINT CLUB announcement on Instagram 🏄‍♂️

may @maysuser.name · 5h ago

very funny how every ~6-12 months discord swaps between squaring and rounding out the mobile UI

may @maysuser.name · 6h ago

crazy how watching cis women play basketball makes you an expert on trans women's bodies

normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 7h ago

FUN SARA FACT: i used to be on the leaderboard for the Have Sex speedrun in Huniepop

Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 8h ago

😭

Will Harris@willharrisinva.bsky.social · 8h ago

So apparently the current administration is just going full McCarthy...

headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 12h ago

never ship your game. worst thing you can do

Insider Gaming@insider-gaming.com · 15h ago

Halo Studios Hit by Layoffs After Campaign Evolved Launch insider-gaming.com/halo-studios...

acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 12h ago

smokin on that karlboro

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 11h ago

this is so funny I can't stand it

onekade@onekade.bsky.social · 22h ago

This is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. Must-read work here by @nasser.wiki nasser.blog/dial-up-just...

I am not joking: this is AOL era software. It's got clip art. IDK how it even works on modern computers

Bingus Khan, of the Glorious Chicago Khanate @bingus.ough.club · 21h ago

absolutely destroyed lmao

the quoted twitter user, posting a chatgpt screenshot with the caption "Thank you to everyone who suggested I ask Al to care about this. It really helped."

Pyramid Chad@pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 23h ago

Tweet from user keysmash and it "I think my nonbinary hairstylist ghosted me because they found out I use AI" and mocking reply from a user saying " white people be like 'I think my nonbinary hairstylist ghosted me because they found out I use AI'" and keysmashbandit replying "I would really appreciate some empathy right now."

emma (toys)@freeuse.toys · 13h ago

what if i was funemployed instead of unemployed

V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 12h ago

The dictatorship of the proletariat means a persistent struggle - bloody and bloodless, violent and peaceful, military and economic, educational and administrative — against the forces and traditions of the old society.

emma (toys)@freeuse.toys · 14h ago

cis ppl stop declaring themselves as allies challenge (impossible)

emma (toys)@freeuse.toys · 13h ago

welp

Google Assistant is going away on mobile devices Inbox

Google Assista... 2:54 p.m.

to me

We're writing to let you know that Google Assistant on your mobile device is being discontinued and Gemini-our next-generation Al-powered assistant- is now the Assistant experience on Android.1

alli um, unstoppable @laapcoeng.nya.je · 14h ago

0 (i dont drink coffee, but also lightness has nothing to do with strength) 2-4 1-3

Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess@fes4ever.northsky.social · yesterday

For those that need alt text

Titled “Settle This Debate” and below is three rows showing coffee, toast and steak labeled 1-6

First row is six cups of coffee.
1. Black
2. Extra Strong
3. Strong
4. Medium
5. Weak
6. Extra Weak

Second row is six slices of toast
1. Untoasted
2. Light
3. Golden
4. Medium
5. Dark
6. Burnt

Third row is six cuts of steak
1. Rare
2. Medium rare
3. Medium
4. Medium well
5. Well done
6. Very Well Done

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 15h ago

holy shit

the quoted post but the word "v2" is circled in red with an arrow pointing at it extended from a larger red circle containing an image of the character V2 from the hit video game ultrakill. V2 is a red robot with yellow angelic wings. V2 is also alive.

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief@katie.bzky.team · yesterday

in climbing news i absolutely crushed the v1s i tried tonight to the point where i was starting work the rest of the evening on a v2 that seems tricky but doable, which is a huge step up from impossible. yay, progress! great confidence booster that i felt the difference in my stability and approach.

dillo (yc)@dillo.media · 16h ago

wife guys really fell off huh

Democratic Socialists of America @demsocialists.bsky.social · 16h ago

We are partnering with @opinorg.bsky.social this Saturday for a virtual neighborhood defense training! Learn about your constitutional rights & how to protect your community. RSVP HERE: workers.fyi/DSA-NDT

Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 17h ago

Every body say communist and keep it going

Zoey @zoeytro.pe · 17h ago

Transitions are measured in KTP, or kilotightpussies

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 18h ago

this will never not be hilarious to me

fig (aka:[phil])@bad-example.com · 21h ago

The KTP Test hubble exports @katie.bzky.team 3.1x faster than bluesky's reference pds deployment (bad wifi mostly caps how much faster hubble can be here. plus hubble is also an ocean away vs bsky's us-east geographic advantage to me)

same deal as the last post but with a different DID, different bsky pds host, and different timings

bsky pds: inkcap.us-east
bsky timing: 2m34s (3365k/s average)
hubble timing: 49s (10.1M/s average)

screenshotted text:

code » curl -o /dev/null 'https://inkcap.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getRepo?did=did:plc:ywbm3iywnhzep3ckt6efhoh7'
% Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current
Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed
100 508M 0 508M 0 0 3365k 0 --:--:-- 0:02:34 --:--:-- 3115k
code » curl -o /dev/null 'https://hubble.microcosm.blue/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getRepo?did=did:plc:ywbm3iywnhzep3ckt6efhoh7'
% Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current
Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed
100 508M 0 508M 0 0 10.1M 0 --:--:-- 0:00:49 --:--:-- 9.9M

Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 21h ago

Putting on the heaving naturals vest, blowing my whistle demurely

Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 20h ago

everything will definitely be alright ✨💗💜

fanart of Sakura, main character of Card Captor Sakura
she's wearing pink/reddish shorts with yellow elements, white crop top with purple stars on it, some sort of pink/red beret, high white socks and rollerskates
she's using the magic of a card to float or fly, and next to her is Kero, who's very happy to wear his own little cute dress

👁️🍄🪸@bloomfilters.plus · 20h ago

"aha ... our trap card ... showing off this fully transitioned trans guy! checkmate conservatives" you people are so utterly useless it's no wonder that fascism is ascendant everywhere i'm sorry what else can i say

depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 20h ago

10 years ago today

SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 19h ago

TIME TO GET EDUCATED

Gameshsrk pro how to hack like a pro vhs

Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 21h ago

several studies that go into how fast/severe your brain atrophies even with short term use makes me think a lot of people will be severely fucked in the coming decades

Mike Bithell@mikebithell.bsky.social · yesterday

The specific focus in this video on the way these tools get under your skin and train you to depend on them is an aspect I personally find existentially terrifying. youtu.be/TtvICev9sBE?...

J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22h ago

Secret Panel HERE 🍔 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/05/07/off-menu

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19h ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.

emma (toys)@freeuse.toys · 19h ago

ranking all the alternate universe spidermans by how transphobic they'd be