After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.
I believe it was @lanaberry.bsky.social who once pointed out that one of the great things about having playoff games on Turner networks is, right now, the number of people pissed that they have to watch Cubs-Brewers on TNT instead of Battleship is not zero
🎶Cal has Dumps like a truck, truck, truck
I would pay a lot of money to have been in the design meeting where they discussed how to do the udder
meldriccc 🔜 LI Retro@meldric.cc · last yr.side note: cowser bobblehead is nightmare fuel
my life got significantly better when i started walking 2 miles to the silverlake trader joe’s instead of having an anxiety attack in the parking lot once a week
Stephen Blackmoore@stephenblackmoore.com · last yr.
patfromthestix@patfromthestix.bsky.social · last yr.“But while the test started without issues, the spacecraft lost control well into its flight, started tumbling and eventually came apart, dealing a setback to the company as it desperately seeks a successful test mission.” So that’s three for three. wapo.st/3HbZGfT
EVERY POST YOU MAKE DETERMINES THE FUTURE OF THIS WEBSITE. I see you all posting things like “beefus blortus” and “she beef on my blort until I blop it” and YOU ARE NOT ADVANCING THE CAUSE OF THIS SERIOUS WEBSITE
We'll need to raise the funds first, and that's where the town-favorite labrador is going to help us.
or we could put on the best talent show this town has ever seen
Dave Karpf@davekarpf.bsky.social · last yr.We can save Bluesky if we all work really hard and finally start posting good.
DR FRANKENSTEIN (to the peasants camped outside with pitchforks): Have you considered being cooler
why did i read this as “do geminis deserve human rights” and i was like omg do they
The New York Times@nytimes.com · last yr.“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is