for the first time in two and a half years, a new note was played in this organ performance today!

Haters focusing on Liddle's violence toward his pregnant partner, his galloping racism, or his repeated defences of paedophilia, should remember to mention he was also one of the worst writers to ever do it. A calorie-free hack of the first water. Just absolute dogshit, back to front.

look, if fear of having everyone on the internet celebrate your death by bringing up every bad thing you’ve done is what it takes to stop people being cunts while they’re alive, i say let’s give it a go

incredible

It’s really starting to grind me down

It is putting it mildly to describe these people as a death cult.

If I was an agency wanting to be disbanded, I would choose the moment just after a new man of the ppl PM from the NW arrived - with a defining mission to rebalance the country and make agencies accountable - to pull £ from the world renowned telescope visited by generation upon generation of NW kids

ChatGPT requests are starting to turn up as evidence in criminal trials and these ones are going to be hard to beat

Well, you can imagine how dreadful I think this is. In the meantime, you should all go and visit their brand new excellent, excellent visitor centre. www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

Jodrell Bank Observatory facing closure after major funder cuts support

Scientists say decision is blow to UK astronomy as deep space observatory is home to world-leading facilities

theguardian.com

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This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

When the story of why humanity didn't stop climate change is written, it will feature front pages like this. Even as the skies blacken with climate change-induced wildfires, right wing media continue their relentless crusade against measures to tackle it.

*Shuts down laptop.* I think that's enough internet for today. *Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.

‘That’s All I’m Saying,’ Repeats Man Who Keeps Saying More Stuff

MASSIVE fan of this one:

Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.

I know it's a pointless and meaningless "protest" but as soon as this game finishes then the channel is getting changed I'm not watching that fucking fake tanned rapist and paedophile present the trophy in what should be the greatest tournament in what is the greatest game in the world

Yes, Argentina the first ever World Cup finalist to not have a shot in the 90 minutes.

Gabby: What was your highlight of the half time show? Wayne Rooney: When it finished. I thought it was crap. 10/10 punditry. No notes.

Some notable exceptions but my impression:

See this is why they have their own sports. This kind of razzmatazz is US only. If you got a guy in a gold suit on at a UK match he'd get bottled

Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.

Sounds the sort of thing you'd say if you were hiding Dracula's grave

AB, a 🧵

She means this as advice