just cried in my car listening to the lorde remix of charli xcx's "girl, so confusing" so i'm not doing greeeeeaaaat
If a pair of canning antelopes can’t elope how many cantaloupes can the antelope pair can?
every time i hear someone say “when they write about this in history books” it's someone who has no idea what shit does and doesn't make it into history books
Insane that the discourse around Good News for People Who Love Bad News was that Modest Mouse sold out when the truth is those dudes successfully swindled Sony Music Group into paying for 48 minutes of them being gorgeous fucking weirdos.
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
RETIREE FROM VANCOUVER WHO ROTS THEIR BRAIN ON RESIST CONTENT EIGHTEEN HOURS A DAY: These delusional USians really believe the world will come crawling back when (t)Rump is out of office FRENCHMAN IN TEXAS FOR THE WORLD CUP TRYING BRISKET FOR THE FIRST TIME: Ze light of God ‘az opeened my eyes
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
had a debate last night about the definitive millennial song. some contenders: mgmt’s “kids,” yeah yeah yeah’s “maps,” kanye’s “all of the lights,” arcade fire’s “wake up,” postal service’s “such great heights,” animal collective’s “my girls,” lcd soundsystem’s “all my friends,” stroke’s “last nite”
Honest to god if you do not live in Chicago you are missing out and I feel bad for you
Chuck Sudo@bportseasoning.bsky.social · 5mo agoI live here on purpose.
For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them
Ronald McDonald has never once denounced terrorism
we love that brands are having fun today don't we folks
I sometimes remember the last day in 2016 that twitter was good so fondly
cop: know why I pulled you over? me: *sliding off of elephant* zoo wants its elephant back? cop: *nodding* the zoo wants its elephant back
ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag
my kid just enacted a play between two pieces of macaroni he was eating macaroni 1: you dead in there? macaroni 2: yes.
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest