Gollum: “We wants the seat, we needs it. Must have the seat. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Tories. Wicked, tricksy, false!” Sméagol: “No, not Tories! We is a Tory!”
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Wallflower dipping his toe back into the social media lagoon/cesspool (results pending). Currently making liberal use of my new mantra: "Blocky blocky block block" He/him
The very best thing the executive leadership of *any* news can do is to listen to their journalists. The Guardian didn't which is why I'm writing this here. May the BBC have better luck🤞 To support our work, pls do sign up to @thenerve.news for our (free) newsletter. 🙏 www.thenerve.news/membership
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Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early https://theonion.com/dad-suggests-arriving-at-airport-14-hours-early-1819573933/
Sorry for the course language, but a nerve has been touched. Frankly, Alzheimer's can just go fuck itself. Then, once it's done that, it can just fuck off to the furthest regions of Fuckoffdon and take up residence at Hotel de GoFuckYourself
Emilie K. M. Murphy@emiliekmmurphy.bsky.social · 6mo agoThanks to the lovely mystery person who has kickstarted this off with £2 - honestly folks if Alzheimer's has affected your life in any way then do consider chucking in less than the price of your takeaway coffee, it would mean a lot 💕
Thanks to the lovely mystery person who has kickstarted this off with £2 - honestly folks if Alzheimer's has affected your life in any way then do consider chucking in less than the price of your takeaway coffee, it would mean a lot 💕
Emilie K. M. Murphy@emiliekmmurphy.bsky.social · 6mo agoOk folks, I've decided to run the Royal Parks half marathon in October to raise money for @alzheimerssoc.bsky.social. If all my followers gave just 10p I'd exceed my target, and together we will help fight this devastating disease. Please consider supporting here: www.justgiving.com/page/emilie-...
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Christine Loriol@christineloriol.bsky.social · 5mo agoquote skeet with the gif that shows up when you search your name (Love it)
Please have a play. You are a raven. A creature of myth and legend... or just a big bird, your choice. Eat the gods! Dance with a Dracula! Take Edgar Allan Poe to Alton Towers! Ruin a Zumba class! Drive the M4 w a mythic princess! Get very lost & end up in the wrong game! j2gb9g9f.play.borogove.io
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He has been attacking Allies all year, belittled their past war efforts, and did not engage in coalition building before the war. Then he whines when other sovereign countries refuse to join an ill-defined war.
Twas the night before World Book Day, and all across the land, parents were saying “Oh. Just. Please. Be. A. F*****g. Pirate”.
Honestly, I thought this was a wind-up. But no. Apparently this is how we roll now. The UN wants to discuss the latest MASSIVE FUCKING SHITSHOW Trump, Netanyahu etc al have gifted us...so Trump sends his wife to....we'll....I dont know what.
Adam Schwarz@adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 6mo agoMelania Trump is chairing a UN Security Council meeting. I'm not joking. The US currently holds the presidency of the council and that's who Trump chose as chair.
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Interesting. Top: the 2024 election. Bottom: heat map of ICE activity.
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Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez: “Today more than ever, it is essential to remember that one can be against a hateful regime as is the case with the Iranian regime…and at the same time be against an unjustified, dangerous military intervention outside of international law.”
I'm not sure if this is chance or if Kobo/BookBub are doing some A grade trolling, but these two offers were top (next to each other) on my daily email. Both now purchased.
While we sit around to find out how bad exactly it all is, a bit of cheer: the best baguette of Paris competition was won by a Sri Lankan who appears to have started as a dish washer in restaurants and eventually trained as a Boulanger. www.paris.fr/pages/la-mei...
"Despite all the hate-mongering, mutual ignorance and disinformation, the vast majority of Americans and Iranians are on the same side. Their common foe is tyranny. Their leaders are the problem. There is no need for this fight." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
A world on edge as Trump bombs Iran and triggers war in the Middle East. There was no need for this | Simon Tisdall
We cannot know where this foolish, reckless attack will end – but new hatreds will be seeded, terrorist vendettas sown and, ultimately, little will be achieved, says Guardian foreign affairs commentat...
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Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
Tits McGee@scientits.bsky.social · 6mo agoPost a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
