Alison B
@akbea.bsky.social
I twist other people's words for money. http://rewritten.uk Anything pre-July 2023 is imported from Twitter; I don't have a time machine. Not that I'd tell you about, anyway.
Dawn is breaking over Cape Town. There really is no more magnificent sight than giraffes at sunrise.
Oh no. I've got a little bit of cheese on my salticrax
It's been warm outside for quite a time now.
Alison B@akbea.bsky.social · 4d agoAnyone for Salticrax?
Filling out the intake form for a new doctor's office, and I'm just gonna go out on a limb and guess that their patient portal was at least partially coded by AI... This does not inspire confidence in their HIPAA compliance.
I bet all the people who had to sell their homes because of HS2 are kicking themselves for not just saying a CG/puppet sequence for a kids film was filmed at the location. Makes you wonder how whole film studios get flattened. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Harry Potter fans force power link diversion to avoid Dobby's grave
Potter fans complained after a project manager suggested cables would go under the grave in a BBC interview.
bbc.co.uk
Missing an ingredient. It's actually: Swede, carrot, lime. Ba-na-na.
Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧@tollytb.bsky.social · 2w agoI saw a documentary last night where I learned something new about Neil Diamond. Apparently, he makes the same healthy smoothie every morning. Swede, carrots, lime. 🐢💨
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Grumpy about: the pervasiveness of AI in society and its erosion of human-to-human interaction. Not grumpy about: having the tail of a completely different animal grafted onto his furry arse.
If you can’t think of anything nice to say, I believe there’s a vacancy at The Spectator.
I think I need contact with anyone else who's gone through the breast cancer rollercoaster recently. I've no family, nor anyone else I know that has been through it. I appreciate that you may not want to discuss this, but if you do I'd appreciate it x
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
I’m all for paying more tax to fix social care and the NHS as long as the private equity parasites that have infected both are eradicated. What I’m not up for is paying more tax to line the pockets of shareholders of companies that have been invited to enshitify our essential public services.
So, happy 22nd birthday, this photo caption – which appeared in Selkirk paper the Southern Reporter below pictures of St Ronan’s Games Week and Cleekum Ceremonies in Innerleithen
Annoyed with myself that I've done zero drawing so far this week. Means I haven't listened to any more of Middlemarch either. Anyway, here's one I did at the weekend, whilst wanting to slap Fred Vincy upside the head. #colouredpencil ##womensart #catsofbluesky
Ah yes, a song about nuclear war because honestly that would be preferable right now. #FIFAWorldCup
ICE sitting back saying “let the kids do their song first.” x
The winner of the World Cup third place playoff should play the loser of the World Cup final to decide which team really deserved to be in second place. Then the winner of that match should play the winner of the final.
If only the Labour leadership had changed a month earlier, eh. #TheFootball
If anyone hears a distant explosion this afternoon, that will be my theatre-mad youngest daughter coming home from school to find that she has received a personal reply from a fan letter she wrote ages ago to her absolute idol, Lin Manuel Miranda. Don't ask, don't get, ask, sometimes get.
i first met sam neill in the late 80's on the set of jeremy brett's sherlock holmes. i think it was manchester studios. he and jeremy were pals. i was moving a light wi'out gloves cause i'm a tosser. i burned my hand. yelled "FUCK!" jeremy came right over, sam (who was visiting) in tow. (1/4)
hey let’s do uk/us food discourse again! i’ll go first: british lettuce *doesn’t* make you shit yourself now, your turn
