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2022 and onward have been nonstop, direct, planned, calculated, menacing psychological warfare on anyone who uses the internet in anyway. very hard to escape the madness, so most just go with it.
I didn't like that Andie still wanted to work for the magazine even when she knew she was the wrong fit. They should've hired someone who cared.
The premise of "The Devil Wears Prada 2" is that in 2026 there's really no way to see Miranda Priestly as anything but a hero, which is pretty funny social commentary, I will admit
Hell, even incorporating the tax write-off aspect into the marketing is dirty work and brilliant at the same time. Warner Bros is going to look incredibly stupid in this movie, and they absolutely deserve it Now, Looney Tunes fans, you have to actually show up since you wanted this film so badly.
God, you have no idea much I hope this ushers in the return of Super Deluxe/FOD/Cracked comedy freaks making the strangest, funniest, videos you can find. The masses yearn for a new generation of weirdos with access to camera equipment.
Ideal bluesky feed: 33% porn 33% shitposting 33% communism vs. anarchy debates 1% liberals asking why bluesky is dying
My Zinequest project is live! In Small Folk in Big Coats you each play as a little guy in a stack masquerading a single big guy. You're unlikely to get caught, but you’re even less likely to work together. It’s very silly and easy to get playing. Go Check it out! tinyurl.com/sfibc
im watching wonder man and i'm just like "so y'all were just able to do this the whole time? tf was all that other shit"
Western society attacks its caregivers, who are mostly women and non-whites. It underpays and disrespects nurses, teachers, and child-carers. It underpays and disrespects the people who pick the food and cook the food. It is now kidnapping those people.
I kind of feel the same way about this as I do car dealerships and TurboTax...yes, they employ people, but fundamentally the fact that they exist is a dysfunction on society's part. You don't let a harmful, exploitive mistake persist just because it's already become entrenched
Even less soul than a politician. Damn.
unfortunately my experience with policy economists is they have no idea what they're looking at, when it comes to data. they are in no sense statisticians. they are aspirationally politicians, but without any of the charisma.
Put a finger puppet on each of the puppet's hands.
jayvik but they settle their disagreements by talking through their puppets
Sam would probably kill me for suggesting this, but I think she could get a lot of inspiration/challenge from trying to put her tinies through Cards Against Humanity prompts.
California is such a great example of how the Democratic Party is not right to face this moment. Total 1 party control and all they do is go like “well if we stop using prison slaves it’s gonna cost too much to put out the wildfires our mismanagement of natural resources cause. It’s slave time!”
"youre virtue signalling!" ok. so we both agree im attempting to do good things. what kind of criticism is that. youre sayimg im doing them just for attention? well ok. but im still doing them arent i? only a dummy thinks taking a shot at your character is making a point
Socialists get a bad reputation (wrongly imo) for being the no-fun-allowed party but the world REN and his ilk want to live in is genuinely so bleak. You're posting online about how you think a stranger's lunch is gay but in a racist way. Deeply unwell.
I wake up a few inches tall in a hamster cage on a table in a white sterile room when a beautiful woman in a lab coat walls in. "Time for our first experiment of the day." I'm too shy to say anything.
some fave "mom" types i like playing as: -unethical scientist using you as a guinea pig -witchlike "crazy" cat lady (all her cats are women) -your older roommate who is a huge stoner loser. inexplicably comes home with dates every night -the missing girl from that incident in the woods 30 years ago
Art and socialism for me, slop and capitalism for thee.
Did Taylor Swift say she "Girlbossed too close to the sun"? Tumblr should be quoting the stupid things Taylor says not the other way around.