mackolantern
@mackagain.bsky.social
using my super powers to help uplift humanity. wtf are YOU doing? mechanical flying monkey enginerd. just another genX ghetto white trash fabulous savage. mf'r said what? bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx3hnubzrvwkdv22yz5gl6xr/feed/aaaphdjrq7cgq
My phone just corrected "I'm a whole idiot" (because I forgot something) to "I'm a whore idiot." This bitch needs to stop calling me out. And learn to use commas.
trying to be more sociable by asking people if this looks infected
I just found out there's a clinical name for when you can't sleep at night, and you just eat instead- It's called, Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.
You know it’s working when the South African welfare queen is losing his Russian bots.
let’s just skip the formalities and get to the weird stuff
my dasher's name is Jakey. that's one of the most yt names I've ever heard.
I may have gone a tad overboard at the halal meat market. They asked if I was throwing a party.
My family told me I wasn’t allowed to practice anarchy. Clearly they don’t get what anarchy is if they think I require permission.
Mr Cheng's Asian Bistro is preparing my chicken & broccoli. please clap
undeclared mustard is my salt-n-papa cover band
as a reminder: the first time he screams in your face, you fucking leave. the first time.
Hold up: can't you just, like, 𝘣𝘶𝘺 Klondike Bars?
That my son would like to completely speak at length the benefits of organic coffee and all I want to do is smoke a butt and go to dunkins is why he has nice things.