youre so needed babe youre required as fuck

We should change our names and move to a haunted coastal town

i would like a hug and five million dollars

Hot girls sleep with one leg out of the blanket

nobody really gets up to hijinks anymore

i require my suffering to be funny

why does my phone battery always die when I plan to stare at it for hours?!

Me, but I have so much shit to do.

You can't always talk yourself out of trouble, but you sure as shit can talk yourself further into it.

Is it illegal to drive naked?

Back on my meds, back in my bed

I’d cahoot with you

If I need to pee at work I have to ask the mayor

hallowed be thy ween

My mom was always right about boys, it’s never just cuddling 😞

DaddyJew@daddyjew.bsky.social · 22h ago

First rule of cuddle club: it better lead to sex or you're out of the cuddle club

I’m just so upset I never got to try quaaludes.

Will I be arrested for snagging this USPS sweater? #saturdayselfie

Gypsiboo 👻@gypsican.bsky.social · 19h ago

Best time of year; lost and found chuck out

today feels like a good day to potato

Best time of year; lost and found chuck out

I’ve almost been late to work everyday this week because of this absolute snuggle bug.

Look, if I’m awake, I’ve smoked weed. I’m not giving the day a fuckin chance.

Daydreaming of snuggling in bed with my dogs and watching vampire diaries when I get home ✨

There’s a fine line between being part of the experience here and getting muted

The sweatsuit stays on till march

Looking for someone to fill that hollow spot inside me

call me ichabod cuz im hollow and sleepy

I guess I should mention if you post AI I must block you.