- We believe in second chances! - So you think refugees deserve a second chance at making a life? - Not like that - Young people who’ve made mistakes shouldn’t be punished? - Nope - Benefits to help people get back on their feet? - Ha! - So who do you believe in second chances for? - Nazis!

Yes

Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · last wk.

Every single year from the end of WWII until 2000 is an important slice of history. Name a year from that period and you can instantly recall all the cultural and political events from that year. From 2000 onwards, everything is just a constant shitty mess of bleeeeerrrggghhh.

I am Liam

Liam Thorp@liamthorp.bsky.social · last wk.

I was so proud of my confrontation with a man playing loud music on the train that I wrote about it - grumpy face included

Maybe I'm being naive but I think this is important. For way too long Westminster and the City of London have been trapped in a feedback loop about what's considered "important" for the UK which has come to the conclusion that money's important and happiness / the arts / the environment ... isn't.

For those who prefer their hair to be nasty, brutish and short

This x 1000

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 3w ago

Intensive care doc here. Don't make us keep them alive because you feel guilty about something. Realise they're going and let us make it as good as it can be. Please.

me in 1997: i can't wait for the future when microsoft word fixes all the issues and it becomes a more user-friendly piece of software me in 2026: any day now

🧡 grateful for this fox rescue blessings kind sir 🧡🔆🎈🌼🧡

Was pro Brexit, was a Tory, then Brexit party, finally Reform. A journey so many bitter, older voters made. I’ll never understand peope like her, who seem to take joy in spite and putting the country in reverse gear, making everything insular, meaner and smaller.

Former Tory minister Ann Widdecombe dies at 78

Ann Widdecombe became a dominant pro-Brexit voice later in her career.

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#seesaw

Nigel Manton.@mantonn.bsky.social · 4w ago

£40m down the drain, blocked 2 weeks before it was due to go live. What a waste!

Loving this idiocy. Farage has always promoted himself as the anti-establishment figure. The establishment he's having to fight now is a really quick witted, well educated professional humorist in a bin hat. Where do his "stick it to the man" followers place their cross this time? Lol!

Count Binface@countbinface.bsky.social · 4w ago

What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.

Game on, Nige.

So if we get past Senegal, we just need to beat Mexico, then Brazil and then Argentina to reach the final. #worldcup #england

Duncan is very clever. So clever he can make a living from pointing at things and saying "that's less than ideal" without coming up with anything better. Such a clever clever man.

No hiring process at any job requires multiple rounds of interviews. I've been interviewing people for years and I can tell you that you can *always* tell whether someone is right for the job or not after the first interview.

Welding gloves are better than oven gloves.

Ten years ago today the whole country and its future were sacrificed on the altar of Boris Johnson’s ego, David Cameron’s stupidity and Nigel Farage’s prejudice. A decade thrown away and a nation left angrier and poorer. Thanks, you absoute pricks.

Canadian shooting coach....... #fifa #worldcup #banjo #cowsarse

That's enough to buy a Vanguard class submarine every month and a Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carrier for Xmas every year, for ever. And still have more than a trillion in the bank. I wish the big titted, pasty freak would fuck off to Mars.

Nigel Manton.@mantonn.bsky.social · 2mo ago

If you put a trillion in an account that returned just 5%, you would have to spend over a billion a week, every week for eternity, to not still have more than a trillion at the end of each year.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social

Lee Savage@leesavage.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I read the report this morning. I'll have more to say when I have time, but it is largely a series of unsubstantiated assertions, airing of grievances, and basic misreporting of data. But on this one issue, here are the actual median wages of graduates and non-graduates

I've been saying this for years. Or categorise them as media companies under Ofcom. Right now they claim they're just the shithouse door on which others scrawl.

Toby Earle 🇺🇦@tobyontv.bsky.social · 2mo ago

how about the social media platforms are re-categorised as publishers which they completely fucking are and they’re responsible for what’s published

Now this I would watch!!!!! Happy Birthday Eric. "I am not a man, I am Cantona!"

Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Eric Cantona should be cast as Dr Who. Nonchalantly shrugging off cybermen in his signature Gallic style is what we all need to see right now. And then enjoying a cold lager in the Tardis with his companion Brian McClair.

You can argue for and against VAR but one thing that is indisputable is that it's made the experience of watching football worse.

@davidallengreen.bsky.social You alright mate???

Hold on a minute! Stanley and Gloria would like to have a chat with the Guardian's photo editor's choice of photograph to illustrate an article about increasingly stupid dogs! #dogsofbluesky

@lewisgoodall.com Why have you stopped posting on here Lewis? X is a cesspit.

A thousand times this.....

Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Interviews are a really fucking stupid way to work out who should get the job.

#dogsofbluesky After 13 hard months, I finally got the dogs back from the ex. Stanley and Gloria. Utter utter joy. #neveragain

Well done Mr Dunt.

Ian Dunt@iandunt.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Work for a better station.