One thing video games have over film is collecting shards. Regardless of how big Christopher Nolan goes with his camera, his movies will never allow us to collect shards.
Congratulations to Smenstrualpain on winning the Girled Cup
Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · 2mo agoThey force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup
Critical lesson for all athletes - never bathe a baby or he will defeat you 19 years later
tania ⊹@synthstatic.bsky.social · 3w agoWOW THIS PHOTO IS INSANE LORE NOW Lamine Yamal and Messi will now be competing against each other 19 years after this photo at the World Cup Final
true but also sometimes I accidentally slightly bump my shin against something and demand a ref immediately give the furniture a red card
Esper Quinn 💠@esper.bsky.social · 2w agoi know this is the easiest and most common joke in all of footie but it remains very funny that any time two players make contact they both immediately become WWII soldiers who just had their whole lower half blown off by a grenade
That might be the best defensive tournament of all time by Spain. 1 goal conceded is nuts.
Finally realized why Mr. Beast's smile is so familiar. He smiles like the guy on the cover of the Camp Jellyjam Goosebumps book
agender, or as society at large knows me "he--oops I'm sorry I mean 'they'"
for those who don't watch football - ALTITUDE is going to be a real problem for the English in this game as Mexico City's Estadio Azteca is higher than most world football stadiums. here's a photo of it from earlier today
yeah man did you hear? the guy casting shadows in plato's allegory of the cave got cancelled for casting problematic shadows. yeah its really fucked up especially given that the shadows cast on the wall of the cave are basically the same thing as real things outside of the cave