Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors
Dad’s Driving Directions Hinge On Where Old Shell Station Used To Be https://theonion.com/dads-driving-directions-hinge-on-where-old-shell-station-used-to-be/
VO: "Are you tired of being forced to leave dozens of loaded revolvers around the house?" *Grandma Vance in black and white, fumbling an armful of revolvers before they clatter onto the floor* "there's gotta be a better way!" VO: There is now, introducing the holster
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5mo agoJD Vance says his grandmother "had loaded revolvers all over the house" adding, "she made sure that no matter where she was, if somebody walked in her door, she would have a loaded revolver within arm's reach."
a little on the nose for capitalism that the world’s first trillionaire is a nazi conman
Laszlo Astoryah Confused
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rev. howard arson@theophite.bsky.social · 6mo agoskipping my loathsome son's wedding to have the doctors prod my flaccid white body with diverse and terrible instruments for half a workday to discover the science or magic behind my inexhaustible vigor
skipping my loathsome son's wedding to have the doctors prod my flaccid white body with diverse and terrible instruments for half a workday to discover the science or magic behind my inexhaustible vigor
Why don't people like my product whose marketing relies almost entirely on insulting, threatening or alienating consumers
Ketan Joshi@ketanjoshi.co · 6mo agoGoogle's CEO saying that the reason there's intense backlash to AI is because humans aren't "evolved" enough to understand it youtu.be/RgV57kDzcng?...
"I don’t know if human hands were made to endure applause this prolonged, but I must go on. Cannes demands it! We’ve now been applauding for sixteen minutes."
I’m Trapped in This Standing Ovation at Cannes and There’s No End in Sight
“I don’t know if human hands were made to endure applause this prolonged, but I must go on. Cannes demands it! We’ve now been applauding for sixteen minutes....
buff.ly
Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It https://theonion.com/study-most-men-believe-they-could-seduce-bear-if-life-depended-on-it/
The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it
you fools, if you institute a wealth tax the billionaires will leave and not pay the taxes they're already evading
Forbes@forbes.com · 7mo agoBillionaires worth a combined $1 trillion have fled California as a wealth tax inches closer to the ballot.
‘Doesn’t Get Much Better Than This,’ Says Seattle Man Enjoying 37-Minute Window of Sunshine at Gas Works: tinyurl.com/24fw2w75
"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning" got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/
Troy Nehls throwing elbows in the pit to grab a souvenir tonsil stone like a drum stick at a concert
The David Pakman Show@thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social · 9mo agoTonsil stone boy returns for the 2026 State of the Union address
Rapidly Aging 23-Year-Old Already Unsure Who Half of Capitol Hill Block Party Lineup Is: tinyurl.com/2hmr9tuu
Today they're honking horns. Tomorrow they could be honking guns, or worse.
Laura Bassett@lebassett.bsky.social · 9mo agoI can’t believe this is real
