Max D. Stanton

@max-d-stanton.bsky.social

Horror writer • Morbid oddball • Pocket full of 20-sided dice • Bloodstream and brain full of toxoplasmosis parasites • Proud Philadelphian • Author of A SEASON OF LOATHSOME MIRACLES and FRANKENSTEIN ENTERPRISES

gossip from my sources in R senate campaigns, lots of blame but one theme is emerging clearly: the Million Charlie Kirks were a catastrophe. half of them hatched "unsouled" and slid sideways into hell before they could vote; the rest were "webs of blood and tooth" who overwhelmingly went third-party

One of the things I enjoy most about students calling me Professor is that it sounds like a nickname for an old-timey safecracker. "Legs, you keep the car running outside. Me and Bugsy will hold the tellers at gunpoint while the Professor over here breaks into the bank vault."

rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3d ago

yall lacking for conversation starters? check this out: What Would Be Your Role In A Heist. always gets the party going

just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't

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John Wiswell@wiswell.bsky.social · 2w ago

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