EA just announced Bonesaw, a game where you play a noble and handsome prince who has no choice but to murder journalists who disagree with him
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LEE GATLIN@neilaglet.bsky.social · yesterdayPost your lock screen
All my plans and aspirations may be "very destructive" and "totally suck ass" but at least I never littered on the moon
We no longer have TV EVENTS that result in a WATERCOOLER MOMENT. This is not because of changing delivery tech or our monocultureless era. It's because ever since the dawning of the Water Wars, it would be extremely dumb to leave a whole jug of potable sitting around a workplace with no armed guard
i keep narrating pokémon like im werner herzog and it makes my niece and nephew crack up despite not knowing who that is. "i am driven by a compulsion to capture the creatures in plastic and airless prisons... these creatures, so small and vivacious... i must capture and subdue zem all"
Tal Lavin@swordsjew.bsky.social · 5d agoroasted by my 9 year old nephew who confidently told me if i was a pokemon i would be psyduck "because he is always worried and runs around holding his head because he has a headache"
Hat tip to groundbreaking Nerdcore pioneer and cash-strapped space cadet and music pioneer MC Frontalot. My cover for his album D20 btw! bsky.app/profile/mc.f...
MC Frontalot@mc.frontalot.com · 5d agoI'm a... Cash-strapped Pro-choice Foucaldian Video game Space cadet
Optimus Rhyme reunion? That's a must-see show, y'all.
MC Lars@mclars.bsky.social · 6d agoSEATTLE! Optimus Rhyme, legendary OG nerdcore live band, reuniting for the first time in over a decade, and I'm headlining, at Barboza Mon Sep 7 w/ @beefyness.com! My favorite early shows were with Optimus. Don't miss this! Doors 7PM, 21+ www.thebarboza.com/events/detai...
Just saw a guy collapse and start spraying baked beans from their nose and mouth. Their wife(?) was screaming that he had gotten the surgery that makes you British but his body was rejecting it. None of my business, lady.
Happy anniversary of that time the post office asked me to provide evidence that my package was not delivered.
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
I won't paste the prompt because its "hard mode" makes assumptions about you having basic-bitch nerd taste. But here are some movies I have seen 7 or more times: Brazil Citizen Ruth Evil Dead II Heathers Alice (jan svankmajer) Akira Down By Law Life Of Brian Young Frankenstein Drunken Master II
Marian Call@mariancall.bsky.social · 7d agoSo very nearly three months out and still nobody's found the easter egg in the game. Hint: you won't find it with a touch interface. Play with kbd or controller.
MC Frontalot@mc.frontalot.com · 3mo agoNew for your May Day: I wrote a song about when IT happens. frontalot.bandcamp.com/track/common... And there's a playable RPG music video for it. frontalot.com/loot
It's the last day for preorders of issue 2 of D&D: Total Party Killers! Incredible cover art by @elizabethbeals.bsky.social
That's so long from now, how do they know books won't be popular again by then
Does anyone else's dog get sad because you won't let them drink alcohol with you?
Lovely Rita is probably my favorite song about trying to fuck your way out of a parking ticket
if you stuck a robot teacher in my 7th grade class i literally cannot imagine what we would've done but it wouldn't have been learning about cellular mitosis
Sad to learn that "unboxing videos" don't feature two dudes in a ring with gloves on helping each other rest and heal.
@jayasaxena.com as I'm sure was your goal when you researched that piece, I now think of you every time I am disappointed by a handful of Smartfood