it’s cool that if you turn on ESPN nowadays you’re fairly likely to see the 24th best QB in the NFL discussing the lab leak conspiracy with a man in a tank top
don’t give a Fuck about tech innovations. make birria tacos bigger
gonna start a thread of infuriating things the extremely broken iphone autocorrect does: turn the very normal word "picking" into "pic king"
jim kelly exhaling for 10 minutes straight
ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · yesterdayJosh Allen: You knock enough at the door, it's going to open at some point.
a player i overrated in my head as a kid because i thought his name was cool
Remember Some Guys@remembersomeguys.bsky.social · yesterdayJack Cust DH-LF-RF Debut: 2001 - Retired: 2011 BAL - ARI - SEA - OAK - SDP - COL
i'm calling three straight fake field goals like an eight year old playing madden, i don't care where the drive starts from
Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · yesterdayStep One: Buy Akron Season Tickets Step Two: Enter Drawing and win Step Three: Become Akron’s Offensive Coordinator
sylvester stallone in a rocky ii outtake:
Uncle Duke@uncleduke1969.bsky.social · yesterdaysomebody seems to be trying real hard to get Gurt’s attention
somebody seems to be trying real hard to get Gurt’s attention
i wanna know if the ark of the covenant is real and where
G. Willow Wilson@gwillow.me · 6d agoWhat's your personal great white whale of an unsolved mystery? The thing you desperately hope is solved before you die because you need to know the answer? Mine is the Isabella Stewart Gardener Museum heist. Where the hell are the Rembrandts. I need the full story
hear the idiot real world transportation secretary doing a psa for seatbelts, mildly surprised those aren’t considered woke
most ridiculous movie plot points -tess ocean going in character as julia roberts in oceans 12 -the idea that the nba would let a owner move the knicks out of nyc and to st louis in eddie -that the entire country was apparently amped for the "junior goodwill games" in d2 the mighty ducks
“can we fuck (in) it” truly the driving force of human nature
jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
you: worried about your mom's pied-a-terre me: focused on your mom's derrière
Vince Mancini@vincemancini.bsky.social · last wk.Oh no, not your mom’s pied-a-terre!!!!!!!
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Dr Daniel Strapon (1921-2002) - Find a Grave...
World War II Draft Cards Young Men, 1940-1947 ViewU.S., World War II Draft Cards Young Men, 1940-1947 Name: Daniel Strapon Gender: Male Race: White Age: 20 Relationship to Draftee: Self (Head) Birth...
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I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.
“Coach, I’m telling you, this little guy can be a straight-up problem,” said Kelce, who described the alien’s muscular, translucent torso, baseball-size eyes, and two sets of sinewy arms as Reid sat behind his desk without looking up from the practice film he was watching.
Travis Kelce Begs Andy Reid To Sign Friendly Extraterrestrial He Met In Woods
KANSAS CITY, MO—Insisting the creature’s unusual anatomical structure could create matchup nightmares across the AFC, Travis Kelce reportedly begged Chiefs head coach Andy Reid on Tuesday to sign a fr...
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what's his water bill looking like these days?
Remember Some Guys@remembersomeguys.bsky.social · last wk.Oddibe McDowell CF Debut: 1985 - Retired: 1994 ATL - TEX - CLE