Michelle Jones

@michellej.bsky.social

Well-known beet hater. Senior Product Specialist at Big Tech Co. Still homebody af. Racing Louisville, Tennessee Titans, Fever. Dog person. Jewish. Very gay.

It's Aug. 4, a sad day for BlueAnon folks who believed in an imaginary Aug. 3 deadline for Gov. Andy Beshear to somehow "appoint a Democrat" to replace a "dead" Mitch McConnell or something along those lines.

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I need to become independently wealthy quickly so I can spend all my time exercising and doing enrichment and training with my dog. This job of mine is really pulling valuable time away from those activities and I've had enough of it.

Oh, look, Mitch McConnell is trending again, thanks in part to posts like these. Genuinely at a loss for what they think Gov. Beshear should be doing. Kicking down hospital doors? Hacking medical charts? Bribing doctors to violate HIPAA?

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me: most people don't appreciate the degree to which technological and social advances have saved us from the back-breaking drudgery of the past me, emptying and reloading the dishwasher: truly I am the modern sisyphus

My current puzzle rotation: From the NYT, I do Spelling Bee, Wordle, Connections and Strands. (I did the crossword every day for ages, but we’re on a break.) Clues By Sam Beeswax Cinematrix (if I stand a chance) Framed Also the the two Hank Green ones, 4x3 and Smush (which is brand new)

Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd.bsky.social) absolutely suplexing the Platner tattoo apologists in the NYT today. My professional life is spent thinking about what makes Americans so quick to shove overt Nazi stuff to the side in favor of political expedience - she gets this exactly right.

NYT Header: A Nazi Tattoo Exposes Democrats' Greatest WeaknessIt is also a cop-out that can sound like political pragmatism: The idea that we simply must learn to overlook bad behavior as mere human foibles. Who among us, it is implied, has not said or done or etched a hateful symbol of exclusion and oppression into our minds or bodies? If Democrats are to win back the “working class” that they have lost to Trump, they have to look beyond silly things like Nazi iconography or a little casual racism or a soupçon of sexism and anything else that the “woke” left of the party cares about.

I find it hard to imagine that we would be having this conversation at all were Platner anything other than a fit middle-aged white guy who dresses like a stock photo of a “real man.” Our culture is built to eternally forgive men, generally, and white men of means, especially, for their mistakes. Every single time, they were young and immature and it would be a shame to hold them accountable for anything they did wrong. The rest of us just need to be strong-armed into the forgiving and forgetting portion of the program.

That is how you get to the place I found myself this week, reading apologia for a hateful symbol pretending to be sound, hard-nosed political analysis.

Me, pointing to the no soliciting sign Salesman: this is not soliciting it’s a free quote Me: Dude, come on Him: This is not soliciting, it’s a free quote Me: You’re trying to sell me something Salesman: you get a free quote if you just give me your name and number, it’s not soliciting

Internet, meet Charlie. He’s a big snuggly 4 year old boy. He’s very sweet and affectionate, but hasn’t had a lot of training. It’s been a long time since we adopted Scout so I’ve forgotten some of the struggles and challenges of a rescue dog. But I have no doubt he will be worth it.

A big black standard poodle sits in front of an entertainment center. His tongue is out.That same big standard poodle is curled up across my lap. I’m not a small person and he takes up a good amount of space. My eyes are closed because I was falling asleep because he didn’t sleep his first night here.

The shitty weather this Memorial Day weekend feels like a personal attack on me. I am at the pool and it is not even 70 degrees! I even have a cute new bathing suit. Where is the sun? 😩