Mikey Johnston
@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social
artist body piercer lifelong Mets fan shitposter socialist rambler rapidly aging punk
normal people funeral for normal people living normal lives
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.
guarantee they're hunting for a mitch body double rn. like that would be kinda a stupid joke if I were just posting this as a joke but genuinely im reading their radio silence as them susing out the feasibility of various body double/deep fake/Weekend At Bernie's ass scenarios
GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
we all have that one homeboy who explodes in vicious laughter at any provocation, says shit like "let's see your false god save you now", "my numberless demon janissaries, kill!", etc - then remembers only after the devil degüello hand signal that he lost his magic ring in the move & gets all shitty
“Uncle Sam Wants You” “Be All You Can Be” “This We’ll Defend”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoHegseth: "You can't throw your pronouns at the enemy"
Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer
All we need now is the free society and we're golden
Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽@joshuaeakle.com · 3mo agoPolitical violence has no place in a free society.
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including: - Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel - 5G LTE modem - 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.
Dissection of Flock Safety Camera – The Center for Human Rights and Privacy
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One of my senators (D) went on TV and framed the problem with Trump's decision to launch an unprovoked assault on another country as entirely about process. She agrees with the carnage, she just wishes she would have been consulted about it first. Sorry to be a bit bummed out by that, I guess.
Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park
the guy who financed a propaganda film about the nazi first lady is killing a newspaper that writes unfavorably about her and her husband. this is how the club works.
Another upstate ny w over the evil empire (north Florida)
