✨Madz!✨
@mmedvsaa.bsky.social
they/them 🩷💜💙 🌿 all nature, no nurture 🌱 🌞 Sacramento, CA 🫶 👩🔬 biologist working in plant pathology 🧪
Sorry but I’m not buying Mitch McConnell is alive until he puts out a new crowd work clip
a take i’ve had for awhile now is that i think labubus are genuinely cute and i’m not longer afraid to admit it
losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is
followed an elf into the woods behind ace hardware and he kicked the shit out of me with his stupid shoes
Republicans always trying to limit the competition
I can’t help thinking all these players would be better at soccer if they played more often than once every four years
Days getting shorter for the next six months all because this drama queen earth is tilted on its axis. Stand up straight you ass hole
YES I separate my body to 3 parts YES We all then suck on each other YES it's a sex thing
GUTTER@thatguttershow.bsky.social · last mo.beautiful day for GUTTER
this is the guy trump hired to remodel the reflecting pool that now has algae in it, i’m hypnotized by this guy. perfect trump era crank
onion person@junlper.beer · last mo.new episode of kill the computer where we go on algae watch at the reflecting pool, peter thiels secret society “dialog” and more
my boss was craving cookie ice cream sandwiches today so she scheduled an impromptu company-wide ice cream social this afternoon and baked cookies and brought out the ice cream for everyone 😎
perhaps those who rhyme "jupiter" with "stupider" should not cast aspersions
Like many people who have worked in politics for decades, I am baffled and upset to see candidates who say they are going to try to make things better defeating candidates who say they are trying to make it more or less like it was in the years before things tipped over into Oaf-Style Fascism.
Despite my many complaints about our country I'm an optimist about it. Did you know bidets are getting more popular here? There's hope for us. First we will fix our Asses, then we will fix our hearts