Steve Crawford

@mrstevious.eurosky.social

A good, solid B+ candidate. He/him

One of the underrated challenges as a parent is the small talk you have to make with your kids friends parents. Going to take a while to undo the psychic damage from listening to a 10 min story about how their kid ate some salad one time

SCIENTIST: giant centipedes are attacking new york! ARMY GENERAL: my god that one must be 100 feet SCIENTIST: they all have 100 feet roger

Imagine having a place called "The House of Lords" full of people who are just put there on a whim by various governments for life and you can't ever vote them out or anything. Anas Sarwar is there with like Alan Sugar and Michelle Mone and Andrew Lloyd fucking Webber. Extremely undignified country.