angel witha shirt that says "my eyes are up here" and thwres arrows in every direction

Sex purge is a clear instance where the porn parody is automatically a better movie because it can do the plot better than the thing it's riffing on and it's not even close

Due to popular request... the oscilloscope can produce mind-boggling effects 2.0 (Kiwi edition)

May May the Nard@maymaythenard.bsky.social · 2d ago

Please please please.. we need the Kiwi

I think when you lose an election there should be a second round of voting to decide if you're allowed to run again

Sorry I updated to iOS 27 and it’s making me post this

Just wondering what the end game is here

I've only had Tony Tony Chopper for two episodes but if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone and then myself

Creachin the night away

What's crappenin motor frickers

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

05 Aug 2026

god i detest llms

Perez Hilton live-streamed himself engaging in self-harm and clips of it are now circulating on social media.

Rav@rvbdrm.com · 7mo ago

Maybe turn off video autoplay today: Settings > Content and media > Autoplay videos and GIFs Toggle off.

Lesbiab

Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · 23h ago

God, you girls are so great.

Japanese film poster for MAXXXINE (2024 - Dir. Ti West) Cast: Mia Goth, Elizabeth Debicki, Giancarlo Esposito, Kevin Bacon, Moses Sumney, Michelle Monaghan, Bobby Cannavale, Halsey, Lily Collins

Can confirm Was not connected to internet and lost a page of writing and was just confused. I thought we had solved this problem

Heather Burns@heatherburnstech.bsky.social · 2d ago

The most terrifying enshittification I've discovered has been learning that Microsoft Word documents no longer auto-save if you are not saving them to one of their own proprietary cloud services. I'm slapping control-S like it's 1999.

Creativity my ass, there was already an ice cream man movie. This guy is half a clown. He's not even a full clown.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · yesterday

Eli Roth confirms that generative AI was used in his new horror film ‘ICE CREAM MAN’. “It was an opportunity where technology and creativity came together to help bring my vision for the film to life.” (Source: www.polygon.com/eli-roth-ice...)

customer service is cooking my brain

Always the bridesmaid never the dodent

This is blowing my mind. So cool!

Hayley@unhayled.bsky.social · last wk.

I made some refillable books for mini zines out of a bunch of random stuff in my house! I think I got enough of the floral print to make 2 more. Each book holds 10 zines.

i love poetry! so over the weekend i made a website that lets my friends send their poetry or their favorite poems to me directly — submissions automatically print from the thermal receipt printer in my living room, accompanied by a little song 🤍 envoy.henry.codes

Envoy | A tiny website by Henry (From Online)

Share your favorite poems with me, old friend. I eagerly await thy letters.

envoy.henry.codes

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I want so badly to type the last line of this cuz it’s a bar, but I don’t want to ruin the joke

Found myself reminded of the guy who picked up Winston by the scruff and then tried to talk down to me when I snapped at him to put the cat down & that it's not appropriate. Never spoke to him again after I kicked him out of my house. What an asshole

Nothing like starting the day off with an incredibly eerie and beautiful soviet cartoon: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oxP...

Будет ласковый дождь / There Will Come Soft Rains (1984) [Eng CC]

YouTube video by Алекс Кэрролл

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Lisa DeBruine@debruine.bsky.social · 2d ago

Today is the only day you can experience Ray Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains” on the day it is set. Audio: archive.org/details/brad... PDF: thephilosopher.net/bredberi/wp-...

I've never seen any of the vhs movies because I'm worried the handheld cam thing will fuck me up