UEFA spokesperson Dietmar Fumm said to reporters "This decision effectively signals that Gianni Infantino is an enemy of world football". tl;dr: FIFA "foe" - Fumm
AI is being weaponized against consumers and workers by the wealthiest corporations in history. Cory Doctorow @doctorow.pluralistic.net unveils the endless enshittification of everything.
I'm on the train from Montréal to Toronto. There's just been a reminder that it is MANDATORY to use headphones when watching video. I can't believe this guys have resorted to legislation, rather than our system of having 75% of the carriage sit in murderous, futile rage.
This disingenuous commentary doesn’t help anyone. Frauds start unravelling pretty quickly. That you apparently cannot afford to put your oven or treat yourself is quickly undermined by the question “so why are you spending £50 per week on petrol?” Then, it turns out, she has an agent and /1
Elaine in this article "can't remember the last time she used her oven" but also spends £200 a month on petrol (so driving probably ~50 miles a day?) (she's also a professional old person; she was on Good Morning Britain last year, and then also at the Nov budget, and the year before lmao)
Hope this WC disaster buries the idea that being an elite club manager has any real bearing on international tournament football or that it's worth spanking money on. Spain, Germany, Argentina, France all won things by promoting coaches from their internal system. We throw £££ at Capello and Tuchel.
Only an hourly service on the camp hill line again today, surprise surprise it's staff availability. @izzyknowles.bsky.social @kamelhawwash.bsky.social
The Mail on Burnham becoming PM without a general election vs. when Tories do it: 🤯
Turns out Breeders is on Sky Comedy later! Not my sort of thing, but you might like it.
‘Difficult decisions’ is almost always code for ‘punching down’. Fucking STOP IT. The arts sector in the UK is worth £8.5bn per year. That is (just numerically, quite apart from anything else) a FUCKING PRIORITY, you flailing cretins.
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Performing and creative arts university courses will no longer receive funding from a government teaching grant as part of “difficult decisions” about spending priorities, Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson has said.
Cutting off consistently profitable and celebrated lines of British expertise seems like a great use of government. Lovely stuff.
Performing and creative arts university courses will no longer receive funding from a government teaching grant as part of “difficult decisions” about spending priorities, Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson has said.
Excellent. Not enough songs about over familiar blokes complaining about their pint. @stuartmaconie.bsky.social
Penelope Keith as a leather-clad, motorbike-riding, lesbian au pair from Hamburg with a sideline in mud wrestling? Yes please.
Penelope Keith ~ Every Home Should Have One 1970
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In the late 1970s, the car rental company Avis commissioned a special stick-on cover, before providing new staff with a copy of ‘How it Works the Motor Car’. This was to ease staff embarrassment at being seen reading a Ladybird book.
I think this is the greatest 'bad poem in a paper' I've ever seen, and I've looked out for these on social media for years. It defies all your expectations of what can be done in a poem. It's made my day.
Regret to report that ice dance-related poetry has broken out in the Nottingham Post. Again.
Welcome to the Blue Suede shoes help line. Dial: 1 for the money 2 for the show 3 to get ready 4 to hear the options again
Car bloat is really alarming. Yes, that’s a bigass Volvo in front of the MG, but the car behind it is a FUCKING MINI.
You have to give it up for David Nobbs. This exchange between Reggie Perrin and Jimmy might be the most-relevant two minutes of television you could see in 2026 and it's nearly 50 years old. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ-9...
Jimmy's Secret Army
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Any chance in the UK please? Nah, probably not. @betterstreetsforbirmingham.org nltimes.nl/2026/04/28/n...
New app turns traffic lights green faster for cyclists
Cyclists in the Netherlands will soon receive quicker green lights at thousands of smart traffic lights by using a new function in a dedicated cycling app, RTL reports.
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The new tram extension to Millennium Point opened this morning. And then day 613 of the road safety emergency stepped in. Photo credit: Peter Plisner.
🔴Kemi Badenoch Campaigns For North Sea Drilling at Company Owned by Oil and Gas Executive Who Donated £250,000 to the Conservatives The Conservative party has also taken millions of pounds from funders and directors of anti-Net Zero lobby groups bylinetimes.com/2026/03/30/k...
Kemi Badenoch Campaigns For North Sea Drilling at Company Owned by Oil and Gas Executive Who Donated £250,000 to the Conservatives
The Conservative party, which calls the Government's plans for replacing fossil fuels with renewable energy "crazy" has also taken millions of pounds from funders and directors of anti-Net Zero lobby ...
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In England a driver can be speeding, using cannabis and a phone, overtake another vehicle, mount the pavement outside a school playground and kill a 4-year-old girl while uninsured — and receive just 3 years 10 months for causing death by careless driving. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Driver jailed over Birmingham Eid crash that killed girl, four
Javonnie Tavener is sentenced over the crash that killed Mayar Yahia in April 2024.
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We have awarded these people contracts in the Ministry of Defence. What the fuck are we doing.
Palantir CEO promises that his technology will reduce educated women's economic and political power newrepublic.com/post/207693/...
A substandard photo from a superb night. @andrewwasylyk.bsky.social and band in a great little venue Pan-pan Digbeth
I’m searching for the original and/or rights owner of this fabulous picture of Birmingham in the early 1970s. It popped up on my Instagram feed, but I’ve been unable to track it down. Any leads? I’m really hoping to use it in a book. (And would much appreciate a RT please)