“Walk in a sad cowboy, leave a jolly rancher.”

Watching videos about drama for the new release of a band I don't even listen to.

YouTube just banned World of Longplays...

Holy shit, it gets even worse. Apparently after realizing that they couldn’t pay the Guarantees of all the actors they signed on (or perhaps having known this for a while), the owners of Manga Marvels and Morsels had several actors REMOVED FROM THE PROPERTY to avoid paying them. What the actual F?

Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 Animeverse Fest Chattanooga (TN)@sonicmega.bsky.social · 2d ago

Hello all, Unfortunately I will not be able to attend Sunday for Manga Marvels and Morsels. After several weeks of asking for Talent/Guests to fund their own travel and lodging “for reimbursement”, the convention has violated several contract terms & only paid back some talent after police arrived.

Seriously. Starving us was part of their plan all along. #Blues

Wasn't this, like, free? I'd happily add a standard physical copy to my collection for like, $30 max, but this is ridiculous. Why is there *only* a deluxe edition? It's a two hour game!

Depression will have you forgetting to check your emails. ...for a month. Oops.

Sitting here in a Breath of the Wild shrine, KNOWING I've beaten this shrine at least twice in the past nine years, and yet I'm still sitting here dumbfounded about what to do. 😂😭

🚨BREAKING: The US Postal Service announced late Friday night that it intends to move forward with its final rule on changing how mail voting is administered. The new rule was created to enact Donald Trump’s executive order, which seeks to restrict mail voting. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

USPS pushes final rule on restricting mail voting forward

The federal postal service acknowledges the new rule will impose burdens on states, but says its necessary to help law enforcement hunt for voter fraud.

democracydocket.com

New pizza place opens up near me and they put a.i. pictures of food in their windows. You couldn't even be bothered to take pictures of your own food?

I just assume women who randomly touch me five+ times a day (usually through light violence) are into me to *some* degree? I never act on it; it's just based on past experience.

I'm like "Why did Twenty One Pilots randomly combine two of the songs into one track on their new live album?" and then I realized doing that made the live album... twenty one tracks long. Clever.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you LOCKED IN.

Trails in the Sky 2nd Chapter Demo is available now! 🛩️ A great chance to farm ahead of the game's official release (Sept, '26), especially if you're already in for a mira and in for a mile after the 1st game's cliffhanger ending.

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

Came across one yesterday. Why is there so much awful texture? Why are there so many black spots all over the food. This makes me never want to eat again

Robert Komaniecki@komaniecki.bsky.social · 5d ago

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

Dude's girlfriend is back with her kid and I am in hell all over again.

Fuck-It Friday

There’s a better version of this that I can’t find, but this is apt (as a Weezer fan)

There it is; Waiting against the treeline, Eyes fixated on me, Statuesque; MORE OMEN THAN ANIMAL.

ひまわりちゃん🌻

紫陽花ちゃん💠

I think I just have to accept that Kirby's Return to Dream Land is just not my kind of game. One regular level left, then the world boss and final boss. And THEN the Magalor stuff, which is what I'm actually interested in playing.

some reason bluesky said i had 30+ notifications and i got so scared

girly stuff

What has Trump done that we should honor? He is a pedophile rapist.

CNN@cnn.com · 4d ago

The US Navy is working to rename an aircraft carrier under construction that was set to honor a Black sailor hailed for his heroic actions during the attack on Pearl Harbor, and there have been internal conversations about renaming it to honor President Trump, sources say. https://cnn.it/4hFq6a6

It's me, the only person who showed up to Volta Records' listening party for the new Interpol album. 😭

If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.

🎶 Well I'm a-standin' on the corner in Winslow, Arizona Terrifying sight to see It's a girl, my lord from a zombie horde Slowly tryin'-a get a bite of me Take it easy Take it easy Don't let the sight of your friend's entrails Make you queasy 🤢

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