a wizard with a bone to pick
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the "or current resident"
rated j for just alright, watch if you've got nothing else going on
good knees, crepe shins, great balls of fire
Oliver William Tootlesbury-Scunthorpe, 6th Baron Tootlesbury-Scunthorpe
Just got your text from last night. Do you still need your Epipen
pulling a chair out for my girlfriend and then sitting at a different table entirely. always keep her guessing
They don't give people names like Buzzy Drootin or Miff Mole anymore
Bird Lives@birdlives1.bsky.social · 3d agoNewport Jazz Festival 1960
you're majoring in business? what's your minor? store?
feeling left out, seems like everyone has a secret kawhi leonard deal but me
People angrily insisting that El-Sayed using the phrase “break bread” re: sharing a meal with Jews at Passover was ignorant or offensive or insincere is a peak combination of assholes going out of their way to find something to get angry about & some Jews having weird illiteracy about Judaism.
this is just Chris Pine from SNL's World Peace Rap
Comics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@comiccontext.bsky.social · 5d ago
don't say catsup in my house keep that shit to yourself
how do you pronounce puma? [ ] pooma [ ] pewma [ ] poomer
dog food that tastes like the green m&m looks
hey girl, are you portuguese? porque essa cantada só funciona se você falar português
not too many people know this, but the sitcom Designing Women was based on 2002's Infernal Affairs
"you know where people aren't getting sick?" i ask as I lift my shirt to reveal a giant fuddruckers tattoo
Ordering two 150lb dumbbells online bc Im in a fight with my mailman