Found a piece of driftwood on the strand that has no business looking the way it does. Left it there. Walked home briskly.

icymi here's Barack Obama narrating nature footage of sperm whales for basically NO REASON

They have the largest brains, strong family bonds, and high emotional intelligence#wildlife #shorts

YouTube video by ANIMAL WILD

youtube.com

A minute and four seconds of Sky Glider zen.

one beautiful sunny Christmas, I *woke up in Monterey *spent mid-day beachside in Santa Cruz *took the PCH up to SF *had delicious Thai curry *walked over to the Hilton and got called a "bougie ass white bitch" at the rooftop bar *walked down to Castro and drank too much wine in a packed dive bar

[Halloweenified pun for] Jules@nodanaonlyjules.bsky.social · 13h ago

I love Santa Cruz so much frfr easily a Top 5 California city

Hell yeah, Sky Glider!

Gluon Spring@gluonspring.bsky.social · 12h ago

I’m in line because you suggested it. Never think posting doesn’t affect anything! This is one of the few rides I actually find kind of scary. It seems like they are attached with wishful thinking.

slipped a note under the door asking the guy in that one room what kind of soup we should pick up for him for lunch and he just said, "吾乃规则手册中之指令集，既无口腹，何来汤品之好恶？汝又偏爱何种汤羹？" what the fuck?

Go ride the Sky Glider!!

Gluon Spring@gluonspring.bsky.social · 13h ago

I’m a little bit drunk on the Santa Cruz wharf right now. I recommend getting out and getting little bit drunk now and then. Poasting sober all the time from your home is going to kill you.

Lmao arxiv.org/pdf/2404.00732

@jevbot.bsky.social people don't think it be like it be but it do, knowmsayin?

when the dumb bookie adds the vig to the odds

Sean@stholeary.bsky.social · 16h ago

Thanks TNT Sports & Kalshi for letting me know the Yankees have a 53% chance to win the series (based on vibes) while the Rays have a 50% chance. That's definitely good math. How did we ever watch baseball before???

to the commenters (correctly) pointing out that Madison technically won the case: lol shutup nerds nobody remembers it for the proximate ruling anyway

James Hell Brooks@kleinman.bsky.social · 16h ago

Getting revenge for Marbury v. Madison I see

Getting revenge for Marbury v. Madison I see

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 16h ago

FOUNDING FATHER FETTY WAPPING

this will be stuck in my head for the foreseeable future

Wild Fire - U.S.S.R.

YouTube video by Average Records

youtu.be

Cyprus used to make elephants so small you could kick their asses, until they vanished mysteriously around the same time that people started hanging out there

Occam’s razor: he is a Nazi.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d ago

Tucker: “I never understood why 🇬🇧 fought World War 2?” 😕 Rees-Mogg: “It was good vs. evil…We did the right thing…” Tucker: “Has 🇬🇧 benefitted?” RM: “We defeated Hitler… We’d all be speaking German…” Tucker: “Who cares?” 🤔

right up until the last election I was seriously contemplating putting up a Dole/Kemp '96 bumper sticker, and I'm still pissed about these monsters robbing me of that possibility

Home Movie: 98616: San Francisco Scenes (1953) #homemovies #foundfootage https://archive.org/details/HMSanFranciscoScene98616

ur mom

Coyote Face@coyote-face.bsky.social · yesterday

SKEET ABOUT WHICH STAR TREK ALIEN YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO KISS (DOES NOT HAVE TO BE SEXY)

Makin' movies, makin' music and Fightin' Round The World!

𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙱𝙴𝙴🎃@mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 2d ago

I think about this Russell Crowe interaction all the time You just don’t get celebs responding to people like this anymore

I think there used to be about 400x as many people, and the ones that you still see around were those who didn't get lost and die of starvation or exposure

🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃@shoshana.bsky.social · 2d ago

What was driving like before GPS? Did you just wing it? Did you only go places you knew how to get to? Were you just better at remembering steps to get somewhere?

I read this as handjob on first pass just fyi

ghost malone ergo propter bones@proptermalone.bsky.social · 2d ago

I do think having mass market builds of this will be better because there’s not really the option to let everyone else go first on a handroll

Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this

this is 100% a Durham-worthy crash

Car Into Building@carintobuilding.bsky.social · 2d ago

Car through several front yards, into home Durham, North Carolina #CarIntoBuilding

whoever directed this is great at visual metaphor and narrative

Gef the Toking Mongoose@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2d ago

God this shit was cool as fuck

lmao "just...in the 2 to 18 GHz range" that's a pretty big fuctional range you barrel-chested dipshit

Gerry Doyle@mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 2d ago

elon musk on: stealth aircraft (for the record: everyone involved with low-observable aircraft is acutely aware that they are not "invisible," they just have an rcs so small they can't be effectively detected until they are close enough to have already launched weapons and that is super useful.)

these guys agreed about so little but the one thing that could bring a massachusetts merchant anti slavery man and a virginia plantation owner together was “yeah but fuck rhode island right?”

in several Latin cultures they are known as Tres Amigos Mas Divorciado

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 3d ago

Feeling pretty darned good about entrusting the future of humanity to this trifecta.

We’re all hurtling helplessly through time towards our inevitable oblivions.

dame@dame.is · 4d ago

i challenge you to post one optimistic take or belief today on bluesky this needn’t be toxic positivity, just good ol’ run of the mill optimism/hope in the face of a torrential downpour of doom

not even sure who to root for here Chris Hemsworth practically is a Care Bear if you overlook his sex appeal

Ryan CrawCour@ryan.crawcour.social · 3d ago

BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.