Spanish autistic Covid conscious lesbians requesting a drink from a friend could potentially be: Basque masked mascs masking to ask for a flask

this is an incredible repository github.com/Daemon125/he... hello.c is 2718 lines, about 6 of which are code the rest is a dissertation on history, linguistics, and philosophy

GitHub - Daemon125/hello: Hello World in C: a minimal, well-documented example program for learning C, with a Makefile, man page, install guide, test suite, and cross-platform CI.

Hello World in C: a minimal, well-documented example program for learning C, with a Makefile, man page, install guide, test suite, and cross-platform CI. - Daemon125/hello

github.com

Weed man here

we don't talk enough about the total cultural victory of functional programming nerds honestly. big monad was really cooking with promises, even awful Enterprise Software SaaS sludgeware is monadic now

writing "I do not wish to be presented with a survey heavily biased towards the game-theoretic optimality of ephebophelia by a courtesan who's also a blogger" & I bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It is 217 BC. I am the general Hannibal, & I have changed my mind. This future cannot come to pa

i am once again considering writing "thou shalt not forget to disable nagle" in my own blood in a prominent and visible location

I'm more disappointed that they used Claude Code

if it took looking at the code to clock this, I submit it is not slop

PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱@b0tster.yeag.gay · 4w ago

🚨🚨🚨BLUESKY 38 IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔

This is the kind of thing we'd love to see NARA, or the Library of Congress, or the Smithsonian put out. Come on, all. Think of those gift shop sales.

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission@cpsc.gov · last mo.

Coffee table book of early government website design would do numbers, imo.

This metacog framework simply rules. I gave my henchmodel a “pray” tool that always returns “Your prayers have gone unanswered”

hikikomorphism@hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I've heard open models are about 6 months behind state of the art. A prediction: when Opus 4.6-equivalent open weight models drop shit is going to start going nonlinear very quickly

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

taste me

I mean I would _want_ to see more from this person based solely on this lol

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I assume you missed the part where I’d have to run an extension cord from my 2nd floor apartment to a parking lot

I assume you missed the part where I’d have to run an extension cord from my 2nd floor apartment to a parking lot

rejoice with me

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

i should not be employed by the americans bureau of shipping to make critical decisions about vessel seaworthiness or maritime incident response

Bethany Albertson@albertsonb2.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Thought experiment- if you were suddenly appointed to do your sibling’s job, how badly would you suck at it?

AI: virtually no subject provokes such vitriol in my communities. I can grant the haters many of its harms, but their solutions leave much to be desired. I fear for the future even as I wonder at the future we are living. And so, dear hater, I must write: shaping.systems/blog/ai-suck...

About a month ago I gave a talk at Tokioconf on what shared-nothing and work-stealing are, and how migrating our stack from nginx+lua to rust and tokio massively improved our performance ...because of work-stealing! check it out the recording here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QN3...

TokioConf 2026 - From NGINX to Tokio: Lessons from rewriting a 55 million RPS system by Noah Kennedy

YouTube video by TokioConf

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The World Cup is about celebrating exotic host nation cultures

enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences

“do you say please and thank you to the LLM” and “do you suck the strap” are the same question send tweet

This is an incredible tweet.

@nomaxx117.bsky.social stay out of this 🤣

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them

Double-Pronged Extension Cord xkcd.com/3198/

if I could go back in time and give myself advice when I was a fresh grad working his first real programming job, it'd be: stop eating spiders.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Sardonicus@sardonicus.eu · 10mo ago

'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.' Photograph by Daniel Ibanez

Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows. But here at KhorneCorp, we care. That’s why we’ve partnered with Better Help, to

ponder@ponder.ooo · 10mo ago

here at khornecorp we have a firm commitment to maintaining ethical standards. we work closely with governmental and international regulatory bodies to provide, as our motto puts it, legally-harvested blood for the blood god, legally-harvested skulls for the skull throne