repeatedly pasting "Claude says [prompt + response]" as a response into slack indicates incredible job security or poor instincts

Prospective Client - "Have you ever worked on this type of website before?" Invoice history - "At least one project a year for the last 10 years has been for this type of business." My brain - "No, Oliver, you have never done this type of thing before." My mouth - "uhhhhh"

u what

I decided to publish it as is. bigcommerce.websiteadvantage.com.au/tonys-theory...

Tony's Theory of Googlebot Relativity -

This epic quest was started years ago when I was trying to understand why a JavaScript widget was not being picked up by Google. After many experiments and rabbit holes, I came up with some theories.

bigcommerce.websiteadvantage.com.au

User1 has changed the status of "[ohgm12] - homepage does not load" from [Bug] to [Change Request] User2 has changed the status of "[ohgm12] - homepage does not load" from [Change Request] to [Bug] User1 has changed the status of [ohgm12] - "homepage does not load" from [Bug] to [Change Request]

@defaced.dev I _think_ I remember you talking about Teenage Engineering products before - www.hotukdeals.com/vouchers/30-..., 30% off code.

It's called an agency because it ages ye

when you get exactly what you asked for in the ticket

Arrested Development: Michael Bluth's Dead Dove

Alt: A man opens a paper bag with DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT written on it. He looks like he has just seen a dead dove.

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Google's lawsuit over SerpApi scraping its search results has been dismissed www.seroundtable.com/google-lawsu... #google #legal #lawsuit #serpapi #seo #crawl #scraping

the nice thing about asking an LLM for SEO advice regarding a scenario is that it will recommend the community consensus, which will sometimes be correct.

Financial Times@financialtimes.com · 2w ago

The head of an ethical fintech backed by Standard Chartered and marketed as ‘people and planet first’ previously sought to set up a $2.75bn weapons fund with the Wirecard executive later exposed as a fraudster and spy. ft.trib.al/X6S3eSj

tfw the ".min.js" 3rd party analytics is AI enhanced but not minified

literally this meme:

Screaming Pectoriloquy@caulimovirus.bsky.social · 3w ago

my union negotiated an $8,000 lump sum to be put directly into my bank account last week. so far i’ve paid $923 in union dues since starting this job last year. pretty good return on investment.

so turns out you can *still* use ublock on chrome if you just inspect element it lmfao

product mindset (derogatory)

i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit

Love these lyrics

Yesterday evening I went to neaten my facial hair. I'd forgotten the guard on the trimmer. Every reflective surface a jump scare.

Google, you're drunk. This is a real page. blog.hubspot.com/website/no-r...

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

NBC News@nbcnews.com · last mo.

She has a neck the size of an adult human, legs that are just as long and an unforgettable coat. And she’s missing.

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

i have a controversial take and i refuse to share it with the Internet. if you fuckers knew what i was thinking about right now you'd cancel my ass so hard. the discourse alone would last for weeks. but you can't. I beat the system.

Stand down, it's a troll - knowyourmeme.com/editorials/g...

Why Are So Many Discord Users Suspected To Be Part Of An Online Terrorist Organization?

Discord users are tricking people into thinking they're part of an online terrorist organization right now. Here's how you can join in on the trolling yourself.

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Rhys Wynne@rhys.wales · 2mo ago

In a Discord (it's a coding Discord, I'm not that interesting), and...blimey.

Doing acceptance testing - everything looks great. Also notice that the main category pages on the testing environment are now noindex by default with JS to remove that noindex, which will be pushed live shortly. 🧘

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A ticket raised by Claude, with a comment from another Claude instance suggesting the ticket should never have been raised.

Sites are getting to the ability opt-out of Search Generative AI features via Search Console, but one site is apparently too important to risk.

Me: "Hey, where are the access logs held? Who do we need speak to?" In-house SEO: "Speak to whoever owns the system you need logs for. Usually that is: IT / Infrastructure for server or network access logs DevOps / SRE / Platform team for app, cloud, Kubernetes, or observability logs" Me: "What?"

When you set up infinite scroll pagination, if you keep infinite scroll behaviour on the fallback ?page= URLs, then the TALL VIEWPORT Googlebot will ensure there is overlap of the items returned between the pages, unless your chunks are over 9000px tall.