Vinted won’t let you upload items if you use a photo from the brand’s website but they’re happy to list items with completely AI generated photos 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
I feel like such a prick wearing a headset with a microphone at work, I hate it
an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:
Just seen someone on Reddit refer to Angela Bassett as “American Horror Story’s Angela Bassett”
James Franco's Shocked Expression in The Interview
ALT: James Franco's Shocked Expression in The Interview
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Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x
me: orange juice reply from a mutual: yeag reply from someone who joined the site a week ago: I don’t want to see this. Get it off my feed. Remove it. I hate you.
HEY, MY 40TH BIRTHDAY IS THIS MONTH. AND THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF ME LIVING THROUGH ORGANS FAILING so if you wanna shoot me an iTunes or Barnes & Noble gift card, that'd be pretty cool, I guess OR, OR, you know Donate to your local animal shelter. Money or time! Those babies need love and food!
The way my autocorrect keeps correcting still to Stoll because of how much I message one of my friends about the horrendous things I would do to Corey Stoll
Pavlov’s dog had soft fur because of all the conditioning.
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
Am on a training call and I have hit a wall and want to leave please can someone come terminate this call
apologies for sweatposting but the last month or so really has made it very clear that deodorants are making claims that they cannot possibly support
The only thing keeping me going today is knowing that I have those plums to look forward to that I left in the icebox.
His GUT is obscene and I have rubbed this tummy TO NO AVAIL
There needs to be an established thing for wedding guests who cannot be presentable, like a pen that you can put us in where we don’t have to dress nice or look pretty cos it’s fucking impossible but I still want to see you on your big day, is that too much to ask
Johnny Depp starring in the movie nobody wants about a guy everybody hates and nobody cares about is so funny that it feels like an insult that Johnny Depp was too stupid to pick up on
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
I think if you cat-call someone it should at least be factual
Please read my whole email. It's two sentences and both of them contain information.
Been having some Very Important conversations with @jamesleech.bsky.social and @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social today.
Instead of poisoning the ants, I let them discover that there's nothing for them here. They ate their fill, and over time a small sect came to realize that craving cannot be satiated. They now trail in and skillfully criticize my understanding of the Dharma. I place crumbs in their tiny wooden bowls
Headlines keep saying “in the age of AI…” or “now we all have nonceglasses” or “now there have to be data centres” and I do wonder if anyone’s thought that maybe we could just not, because it doesn’t work and it’s largely illegal and damaging and a crime against human dignity?
