Losing my mind that the Stew Man went "I am NOT autistic. I was just assessed for the fifth time and it was clear." And then today went "No, I didn't tell the psychiatrist about Stewtheus or that I sleep in the shed and keep the stew in my bedroom, it did not seem relevant to the diagnosis."

Zoe Tunnell ➡️ FlameCon E-09@zoewithasword.bsky.social · last mo.

I just learned that Stewtheus is not only kept next to his computer as a gaming snack His computer is in his bedroom This man has a crock pot of perpetual stew going in his bedroom 24/7 and has for more than a year It must smell fucking CRAZY in there

Look, I hate to say something that’s so obvious now to the point of almost being a trite platitude, but it still bears repeating: electing unqualified TV personalities to high office who then appoint other unqualified TV personalities to high positions in government really is a bad idea.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 7h ago

Oof. @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

This guy never served. He faked an injury to avoid the draft. None of his children have served. He called those who did serve their country "suckers and losers." He skipped the centenary memorial for servicemen who died in WWI because it was drizzling. This is more than usually repellent.

It’s cool and normal that the Vice President of the United States of America has the time and inclination to call pundits he doesn’t like fat on social media

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16h ago

for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.

Putting on the heaving naturals vest, blowing my whistle demurely

Missouri elections be like: Hitler (R) 79% - Christ (D) 21% And then the ballot initiative: Amend the Missouri constitution to require the state to own the means of production and work towards full communism? Yes 92% - No 8%

Remember when rap music was indicative of degeneracy? Or grunge? Or rock? Or metal? Or jazz?

Current Affairs@currentaffairs.bsky.social · 2d ago

in fact i've had three bowel movements since we started this interview and you have been none the wiser now check your shirt pocket yes, that's right note the pointed ends

Yes but that was a *Democratic* president

Michelle@michelleroy78.bsky.social · 2d ago

I’m old enough to remember when lying about adultery was worthy of impeachment. Feels quaint at this point.

Next time someone at work pisses me off (I work with half mechanics and half sales douchebags) I am going to call them babygirl and see who gets madder

Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.

things that need to be tested until the preferred result happens: - Does UBI work? - Can progressives win elections? - Will trans kids just desist on their own?

Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 2d ago

Just so everyone knows, this is a tried-and-true mainstream media tactic. For progressives/leftist candidates, every election is a “crucial test” and any loss would serve as proof to the media that the latest left-side moment is at its end. Any win, though, just means it’s time to find a new test.

we did this not because it'd be easy but because we thought it'd be easy

Lmao LinkedIn added a "seems like AI slop" button, I don't even think it does anything but that feels like an inflection point

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

The only way to improve upon this moment would be if afterwards, Kaepora Gaebora appeared to ask "Would you like him to repeat that?" and the selector defaulted to "yes".

Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 3d ago

Replaying Ocarina of Time, got to the good part

I said this yesterday but I didn’t want it to come true *this* quickly

"Cigarette" is a word that will _never_ look right to me. I understand why it's spelled like it is (cigar-ette, tiny cigar), but it _feels_ like it should have more than just the one set of double letters.

Well shit. Between rent and bill payoff, I am going to have to cancel my physical therapy unless I make $300. Fuck

It’s important to understand that when 1.2 million Americans are dying from a disease, any government action is excessive and tyrannical, but if a dozen trans women want to play soccer no government action can go far enough

You wouldn't be getting yelled at by a sentient garbage disposal if you weren't a both-sidesing jackass when it mattered most

Someone spray-painted a swastika on the statue of the great medieval Jewish philosopher Maimonides in Córdoba, his place of birth. www.jpost.com/diaspora/ant...

Rambam statue vandalized with swastika graffiti in Cordoba, Spain | The Jerusalem Post

The graffiti was painted over the base of the statue, located in the heart of the Jewish quarters of Cordoba, in the Tiberiades plaza, with local authorities condemning the antisemitic attack.

jpost.com

Bruv. Nah. You've already admitted the value of your word is gleefully dog shit. You don't get to flip that switch back to sincerity.

there are working class and vulnerable kids who are alive because of school closures. how many of them would you sacrifice to give these other kids "the life they should have"? give me the number.

This is my America.

Peter Lucier@peterlucier.bsky.social · 4d ago

Metal man don’t need it that Christian

When people jerk me off, I kill them!

Um?

disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · 5d ago

Deciding "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been rawdogged by your Jewish boyfriends and it SHOWS.

So, after reading this, I think I might need to go lie down.

Dex Anderson@dexanderson.com · 6d ago

This is a really great reddit thread that's been helpful to me: www.reddit.com/r/AutismInWo...